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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Can't agree to it more!

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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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      All salary wale ppl must read this:-----

      After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
      So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."

      I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.

      Manager: How many days are there in a year?

      Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

      Manager: How many hours make up a day?

      Me: 24 Hours.

      Manager: How long do u work in a day?

      Me: 10am to 6pm
      (i.e 8 hours a day.)

      Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

      Me: 8/24
      i.e 1/3 (one third).

      Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

      Me: 122
      (1/3 x 366=122 days)

      Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

      Me: No sir.

      Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

      Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

      Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
      do u now have?

      Me: 18 days.

      Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

      Me: 4 days.

      Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

      Me: No sir!

      Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

      Me: No sir!

      Manager: So how many days r left?

      Me: 2 days Sir!

      Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?

      Me: No sir!

      Manager: So how many days r left?

      Me: 1 day sir!

      Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?

      Me: No Sir!

      Manager: So how many days are left?

      Me: None Sir!

      Manager: So what r u claiming?

      Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
      money all these days.

      Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
      (HR-HIGH RISK.)
      .
      .
      .

      So, How many days do you work ?
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
        John Abraham in his brand new BMWS1000RR: Cool

        But with no proper riding gear to let to know the masses with which he was the very judge for most special events for xBhp and a passionate biker! = Not so darn cool... This makes us think twice... You need to grow up Johnny boy! Not all muscle makes a man!.......

        [ATTACH=CONFIG]117477[/ATTACH]

        Cheers!
        VJ
        Even I saw him suggesting a men in new KBC series to wear helmet......
        KTM RC390 - Current
        Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
        Hero Hunk - Sold
        An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


        Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
        Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
        Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
        Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
          All salary wale ppl must read this:-----

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          So, How many days do you work ?[/FONT][/COLOR]
          Plz let me meet that DKBoss HR 1 Time

          Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2

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            Why you should not Share Chips with Girl Friend

            Last edited by psr; 09-21-2013, 10:34 AM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              First time in the history it happened and will not happen again

              Rajnikant vs sardar:

              wat is half of 8?

              Rajni: 4.

              Sardar-Depend karta hai
              agar horizontally half karo to ''0''
              or vertically kato to ''3''.

              For d 1st tym in history ...
              Rajnikant Lost!!
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                Girl : (0n call) Kon ho tum..?
                💥Boy : Hasrat Teri..

                Girl : dekhte ho kya..?
                💥Boy : Surat teri..

                Girl : Krte ho kya..?
                💥Boy : Pooja teri..

                Girl : kafir ho kya..?
                💥Boy : Soch hai teri..

                Girl: Chahte ho kya..?
                💥Boy : Muhabbat teri..

                Girl : Pachtaoge..
                💥Boy : Kismat meri..

                Girl : Rakhi Sawant hu Me..
                Boy : 💥Oo teri..
                💥💥
                Sorry aunty wrong number.
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                  Last edited by The Monk; 09-21-2013, 02:20 PM.
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                    The present Corporate scenario..........

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                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.

                      Husband: Nahi.

                      Wife: Kyun?

                      Husband: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh kar sota hu
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Super insult:

                        Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha, mere maths me 100 marks aate the.

                        Student: aate honge sir apko koi achha teachr padhata hoga...
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          Lol xD Tat feel

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                          Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                            ^^ the feeling is orgasmic

                            Cheerz!!
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              No No!! Dont do it

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                              Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                                Husband & wife dono ghumne gaye,
                                Raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha.

                                Wife: Dekhoji apke rishtedaar!

                                Namaste Boliye.

                                Husbund: NAMASTHE SASURJI!
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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