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    A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

    After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

    The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

    The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

    She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

    Ride safe and have fun.
    Regards
    Nadeem

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      Yep...gullible man falls for a backstabbing woman! Again!
      Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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        THE Devil's friend, and Nadz11...Your posts are getting wicked..hope your GFs don't visit this thread..
        Enjoyed the jokes..THANK YOU..
        Monk..you need to visit this thread more often, and contribute with more posts.


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        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          In today's Sunday Tribune classifieds


          V.I.P. Number for sale CHU-7


          Oh, the irony!

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            [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION].. Gf?? What is that??


            What's Marriage?

            Answer- Marriage is the 7th sense of humans, that destroys all the Six Senses and makes the person Non Sense..!
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              Seems Legit
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              Rider's Philosophy
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              On seeing this I dont want to live on this planet anymore
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              This is what happens when you leave dad and child alone in home..Dad's Day Out
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              This is me
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                Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                @psr.. Gf?? What is that??


                What's Marriage?

                Answer- Marriage is the 7th sense of humans, that destroys all the Six Senses and makes the person Non Sense..!
                You seem to be wise now..hhmmm let us see what happens in a few years..

                Men are normally wise
                When they marry they become otherwise..
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.
                  Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

                  Ride safe and have fun.
                  Regards
                  Nadeem

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                    Boy : I Heard You Failed In English?
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                    Girl : Who Telled You? It Is Unpossible.
                    i Sawed the Result tomorrow. I Passed Away!!

                    Boy: Ok Bye!

                    Girl: Bye bye, May God blast u..

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                    -Valkyrie

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                      Humans life on Earth

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                          Dad entered son's room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and............ * BAAAANG* slapped his face... and said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago" 😛

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                            Wife: Apke birthday ke liye itna mast suit liya hai ki bas puchho mat..

                            Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera khayal to Aaya, Lao dikhao.

                            Wife: Abhi pehen ke Aati hoon...

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                              Ride safe and have fun.
                              Regards
                              Nadeem

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                                For the married guys here (m single):

                                'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

                                -Shakespear

                                "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

                                -Shakespear's Wife


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                                -Valkyrie

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