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Welcome to the group of those uncles and aunties for whom
1. If you're mechanical eng. You can repair my car.
2 if you're electrical eng. You can repair my tv
3. If you're computer/it eng. You can repair my pc
Another joke on mechanical
Once santa saw a dog lying beneath his car. He pulled him out and said...bada aaya mechanical eng. Banne

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Don't worry, I'm a electronics and telecom engineering student myself

The following joke is posted verbatim, please don't hold me accountable for any grammatical errors

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

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A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?

Shopkeeper (shocked): Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.

The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.
Shopkeeper (embarassed): Madam please, aap aage dekh lijiye.

Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa toh hai, please kar dijiye na.
Shopkeeper (blushing): Arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai...

Girl: Wahi toh kah rahi un kab se ki rape karwana hai... rape karwana hai...

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Those who have watched Lord of The Rings will understand this

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Last day of 2013. BIG THANK YOU TO ALL!!
Thanks to all those who hated me, they made me a stronger person. Thanks tothose who loved me, they made my heart grow bigger.
Thank you to all those who were jealous of me, they made me realise I am anachiever.
Thank you to all those who worried for me, they made me realised that theyactually care.
Thank you to all those people who used my name as a reference to get anopportunity elsewhere, made me realise how popular & successful I am. Thankyou to all those who allowed me to make a difference in their lives and whomade a difference in my life,made me a better person.
Thank you to all those who tried to ruin things for me, they could have spentthat valuable time doing something comendable.
Thank you to those who left me,made me realise that nothing lasts forever.
And to the rest, THANK YOU for just being there as a FRIEND.
Thank you for all your LOVE , RESPECT & SUPPORT you guys & gals are mylifeline.
Each one of you is unique and special and you matter to me.
I value and cherish our friendship.
THANK YOU & GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
Have a fantastic year ahead.
HAPPY 2014.({})

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Wish you all xBhpians a very happy new year...
Dunno if I am OTing.. but didn't have a better place to wish...

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The moment when a new pen becomes usless


Now thats a strange twist..

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Well, this should be done.
Don't have the capacity to fill 2 stomach, then don't produce 6-7.

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Following the trend




epic..

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Cheers!!!

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One Sunday morning, the priest noticed that little Anthony was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The ten year old boy had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Anthony."
"Good morning father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"Father Murphy, what is this?" Anthony asked.
"Well, son, its a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Anthony's voice was barely audible when he asked,
"Which service, the 9:00 or the 10:30?"
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The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?"
"Yes. What can we do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his firewood."
"Thank you, this will be noted."
Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug Enforcement guys come by?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for you?"
"Yeah, they did."
"Okay, now it's YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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Kinda true


True



It will be cool

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Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this... u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...

Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

Wife (clears her throat and smiles) -
Jaanu Sacchi 😛

Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue yaad aa gya beta...warna marta aaj... 

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too good! this one should be made a sticky in the 'Help Me!' thread!!

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