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    In light of recent trend I find this hilarious ..

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      Nice way to start the New Year. Hope everyone does something like this for the fellow being.

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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        Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
        Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this... u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...

        Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

        Wife (clears her throat and smiles) -
        Jaanu Sacchi 

        Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue yaad aa gya beta...warna marta aaj... 
        Learn it by heart
        OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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          Some of the funniest pics of 2013:
          Happy New Year!!

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          -Valkyrie

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            The NINJA thug

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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              History of water fall creation

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              Pure passion for biking and cubes

              https://www.facebook.com/KustomKube

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                Well, guess I am never having cheetos again..
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                It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the ride - bolts!

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                  Bet you cannot resist laughing!!

                  SIVAJI in GANGNAM STYLE - YouTube
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    Breaking news!!!

                    The world's first un-camouflaged pics of P375. 100% real!!!!



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                    ^ ^ Yes, this is a 100% real pic of Page 375 of this thread!!! ^ ^

                    I never said Pulsar 375!!!!

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                    Biking is not about how many Km/h you put on your Speedo. It's about how many miles you put on your Odo. Ride Safe, Ride Long!

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                      saw this on flipkart
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                      Sennheiser HD 800 Headphone - Sennheiser: Flipkart.com

                      Ride safe and have fun.
                      Regards
                      Nadeem

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                        Originally posted by nadz11.ns View Post

                        You'd love reading the reviews here:

                        Titanium Aglets :: Aerostich/RiderWearHouse Motorcycle Jackets, Suits, Clothing, & Gear


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                        BTW Aerostich is a very reputed brand in Riding Gears.
                        Last edited by bbsrailfan; 01-07-2014, 03:42 PM.

                        Biking is not about how many Km/h you put on your Speedo. It's about how many miles you put on your Odo. Ride Safe, Ride Long!

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                          KTM Racing Karizma
                          Last edited by HyperRetard; 01-07-2014, 04:07 PM.

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                          • Aisa bhi hota hai!

                            Free Galaxy-S-III
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                              Originally posted by amixt View Post
                              Free Galaxy-S-III
                              Yaar cant read the picture is too small
                              OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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                                Originally posted by neelesh4 View Post
                                Yaar cant read the picture is too small
                                Originally posted by amixt View Post
                                Free Galaxy-S-III
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                                That's the real deal. A blogger in Canada drew a picture of a kangaroo (I think, or was it it a dragon ?) and emailed Samsung Canada the pic and asked them to give him a Galaxy S3 as a reward. He then posted both the emails on his blog. The post went viral and as gratitude for the free advertisement, Samsung Canada gifted him a custom Galaxy S3 - with the kangaroo/dragon etched on the back of the device! And on the box too.

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