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    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

    They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous blonde woman stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ..."Go get your mother."

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    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      I don't know whether it is hilarious or what, but thought to share it with you guys....

      Bull Seduced By a Bike Gone Wrong - YouTube
      KTM RC390 - Current
      Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
      Hero Hunk - Sold
      An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


      Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
      Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
      Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
      Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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        Have a good weekend fellas . . .

        Cheers!!!
        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

        10 years into riding :D
        Live2Race. . .

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          Never before has a helmet been used more wisely

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          Planned, Unplanned and then Re-Planned - Ooty Ride

          SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review

          The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress

          I coined the term - " Closet Biker "

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            Originally posted by snehithpereira View Post
            Never before has a helmet been used more wisely

            I must say very practical idea...., I am serious guys, let me try this some day.....
            KTM RC390 - Current
            Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
            Hero Hunk - Sold
            An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


            Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
            Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
            Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
            Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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              Ride safe and have fun.
              Regards
              Nadeem

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                Husband was busy watching cricket. Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon?
                Husband Clapped n Shouted
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                ''CHHAKKA" ....
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                His funeral is at 11 am
                tomorrow. Pls attend

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                • Gujarati Funeral .....

                  A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

                  The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid;

                  they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

                  Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha,
                  I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that

                  she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

                  Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

                  You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Toblerone chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (almonds) please divide these among all of you.

                  On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

                  Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

                  The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

                  The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her..

                  The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute all these fairly.

                  Love Neeta.

                  PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...
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                  Planned, Unplanned and then Re-Planned - Ooty Ride

                  SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review

                  The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress

                  I coined the term - " Closet Biker "

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                    Valentine special-

                    Girl to shopkeeper : Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho 'U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?

                    Shopkeeper : Haan Hai..!
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                    Girl : Theek hai 20 de do.
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      The marriage of an 80 year old man

                      The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town.

                      After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.


                      The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said,

                      'Thisis amazing. How do you do it at your age?'

                      The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'

                      The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child.

                      The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

                      She said, 'Sir, you are something! How do you manage it?'

                      The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'

                      A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.

                      The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something awesome! How do you do it?'

                      The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

                      ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----Manager Ganesan RamanathanSPMRadhika SivakumarHR and game over.
                      I******s has so many people working for them and so many people on bench. If myPM and SPMTorturing and giving mental pressure to employee- is this the way to handle the resource?how will the organization run if at some point there are no employees left to work? Better think about it.
                      Regarding my previous project- Verizon. It was a nice project. I learned a lot as a developer.
                      Each day has been a new learning for me, both professionally and personally.
                      Thanks to all and have a great future ahead.
                      Regards
                      Shambhvi

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                      Awesome DAD

                      Boy: I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 60).
                      We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange & blue - and my dad kept staring at her. The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time. When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything Wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on His response which I knew would be a great one. In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid: "Got drunk years back and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter!?"
                      OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                          Ride safe and have fun.
                          Regards
                          Nadeem

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                            No offence, Just for laugh

                            Express LOL: Rahul Gandhi’s biggest opponent – YouTube | The Indian Express

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                            No offense, Just for laugh

                            http://indianexpress.com/article/india/politics/express-lol-rahul-gandhis-biggest-opponent-youtube/
                            Pure passion for biking and cubes

                            https://www.facebook.com/KustomKube

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                              I Always wanted a POLICE DOG

                              On a hot day, a blonde stopped at the tavern for a cold beer, leaving his hound dog tied to a parking meter in front of the joint.


                              One beer led to another, and soon a cop came in and said, "Is that your dog outside?"


                              "Sure is", said the blonde.


                              "Well, I want you to know she's in heat", said the cop.


                              "No she ain't. I tied her in the shade".


                              "No, no! I mean she needs to be bred."


                              "That's stupid. How can a dog be a loaf of bread?"


                              The exasperated cop said, "I mean she needs to be f**ked!"


                              "Oh. Well go ahead and F**K her. I always wanted a police dog.
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                An ad for a coaching class in Mumbai

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