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  • #4036
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    Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
    This just happened today, it is quite hilarious so had to post. I told my girlfriend casually that she looks cute with "kajol" in her eyes. Today being Sunday, we were out on a date and she was in tears ever since she came. I was really confused the whole time and asked her multiple times what was wrong. She said her eyes hurt but I did not believe it, thinking she was upset about something I should not press her about it. Around 3 PM I dropped her off and called her just now, turns out her mom does not like her wearing "kajol" and put peppers in her "kajol box", that's the reason she was crying the whole time
    Now you decide, am I to blame?

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    Her status update this evening lol

    Meanwhile in Team-BHP facebook group... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=253477028156655
    ROFL! Your girlfriends status is awesome. Well what to say Assamese old generation people are more interested in simple looks. But putting pepper in a kajol. Way to dangerous but hilarious

    Sent from my GT-I9152 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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    • #4037
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Ready To Race..?

      -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
      Ride Till The End...
      http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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      • #4038
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        HILARIOUS MESSAGE FROM A FRUSTATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MESSAGES -


        I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain messages to me in 2013 and still continuing..


        BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS :


        1- I stopped eating the tasty kurkure after I heard that it has plastic in it.


        2- I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with Aids.


        3- Forwarded hundreds of messages but still waiting for free balance.


        4- I smell like a rotten egg since i stopped using deo's because they cause cancer.


        5- I also donated all my savings to a 7 year old poor girl who was about to die in hospital about 700 times.


        6- Made 100 wishes before forwarding God s pictures & etc by now most of those 'wishes' are already married.


        7- I hv stopped drinking Frooti since every six-months, one worker having AIDS dies in the Parle factory & his blood gets mixed in d Frooti.


        Now if you don't send this message to your friends in next 10 seconds, a Coconut will Fall on Your Head ??
        And to add on to it.... am still waiting for the whatsapp icon to become blue..???
        "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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        • #4039
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Ride safe and have fun.
          Regards
          Nadeem

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          • #4040
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Arz hai...


            Hazaro ladkiya aati hai,

            hazaro jati hai,

            hazaro hasti hai,

            hazaro rulati hai,

            lekin mere dost, sath vohi nibhati hai, jo Doli me aati hai aur gale pad jati hai.
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #4041
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him. 🙊
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #4042
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Beat this man my fellow engineers, mathematicians and statisticians!!

                Abbott And Costello 13 X 7 is 28 - YouTube

                Cheers,
                A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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                • #4043
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

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                  Cheers!!!
                  Last edited by B7ACKTHORN; 03-05-2014, 07:17 PM. Reason: Refrain from adding titillating images.
                  Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                  Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                  Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                  Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                  Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                  10 years into riding :D
                   Live2Race. . .

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                  • #4044
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Sigh!

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #4045
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                      Police asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

                      The thief Replied:Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!

                      Women u know!!
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #4046
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                        Moment of a lifetime..

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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                        • #4047
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                          The most hilarious photoshop seen and even true...
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                          "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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                          • #4048
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Election Discussions:

                            Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.

                            Boy 2 : Toh kya hua...

                            Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain.
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            • #4049
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Ride safe and have fun.
                              Regards
                              Nadeem

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                              • #4050
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by nadz11.ns View Post
                                Three mistakes of my life,

                                1. Board of Education.
                                2. Electricals and Electronics branch.
                                3. JSSP College . . .

                                Cheers!!!
                                Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                                Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                                Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                                Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                                Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                                10 years into riding :D
                                 Live2Race. . .

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