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  • #4021
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    You sms me your no. ,i'll sms you mine.
    We should not fire in factory, PEOPLE WILL BE KILLED.
    oh man what is happening to me,
    I like hrithik roshan and kariZma, I am joining today, will you do friendship with me
    Pls someone call back Mr. Kanda
    nd for the first time ever, reason not to buy RE, if it falls, how'll you pick it up..?(crane needed)
    Karizma, very long bike (longer than qutub minar)
    Hahahahah

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    Ride Till The End...
    Last edited by shadowgun; 02-28-2014, 01:16 AM.
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    • #4022
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      Originally posted by shadowgun View Post
      You sms me your no. ,i'll sms you mine.
      We should not fire in factory, PEOPLE WILL BE KILLED.
      oh man what is happening to me,
      I like hrithik roshan and kariZma, I am joining today, will you do friendship with me
      Pls someone call back Mr. Kanda

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      Bhai I and almost everyone can agree that it is funny, but there is no point posting the same link content given by divya, again over here, post after post
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      • #4023
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        May be we got another Kanda...

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        • #4024
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          [MENTION=68021]shadowgun[/MENTION]. Everyday is Saturday nite for you?

          Sent from my XT1033 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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          • #4025
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            Originally posted by pulsarhardcore View Post
            May be we got another Kanda...

            Sent from my LG-P765 using xBhp Connect mobile app
            Lol, stopped reading his posts, it was like I was getting infected by kandaism.

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            http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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            • #4026
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              Originally posted by shadowgun View Post
              @princesirohi sir, I like your jacket, you look like pokemon.
              Hahahhshahhshahah
              Somebody save me,,.

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              ha ha.. i know that.. you should read his other jokes too..."once i raced with a bullet......"
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              • #4027
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                Ride Till The End...
                http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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                • #4028
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                  Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                  For newbies on the forum, we once had a member called Kamlesh Kanda. His posts were downright funny. He was banned for posting DUI related stuff.

                  His posts below. Please enjoy reading them, but don't follow them.

                  BTW, I'll forever remember his most famous post.

                  "You sms me ur number, I'll sms my number too."
                  Bhaiya ji aap dude ho
                  Thanks for letting us have a extra good laugh
                  Damn man I wish I could have joined xBhp in 2011
                  Mods please bring Mr. KANDA back

                  *Drop a Gear & Disappear*

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                  • #4029
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                    .. He was banned for posting DUI related stuff.
                    I am sorry bhai but I did not get the meaning of "DUI" . why was he banned?
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                    • #4030
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                      Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
                      I am sorry bhai but I did not get the meaning of "DUI" . why was he banned?
                      Driving Under Influence
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                      • #4031
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                        I just read that in Ledger's voice
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                        • #4032
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                          Going by the sporadic insertion of vulgar posts in the guise of cheap humor on this thread (an example of which I just deleted), it is apparent that a few of the brethren here are yet to evolve enough to climb down from the trees they have lived in since the dawn of time. Catchy usernames, flashy one-liners and glitzy gadgets notwithstanding, they need to be segregated from those who have climbed down and learnt to walk on two limbs. To the homo sapien, there is loads of fine humor divorced from the crude and disgusting variety originating in perverted content about genitals, relationships, religion or race.

                          To make others aware of their presence amongst us, we shall insert an image as below in their avatars and protect them in accordance with the Wild Life Protection Act 1972 while of course restraining their movements on the forum grounds through infractions and bans. Every city has a zoo - right?

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                          PS: I mean every word of this post.
                          I don't let my motorcycles interfere with my motorcycling...

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                          • #4033
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                            • #4034
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                              Hahaha a new dog breed created, what a way to spell !!!

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                              Source: - jarmainsfard dog MRP.4000 mob.9936853195 - Mumbai - Pets - Pet Accessories

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                              • #4035
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                                This just happened today, it is quite hilarious so had to post. I told my girlfriend casually that she looks cute with "kajol" in her eyes. Today being Sunday, we were out on a date and she was in tears ever since she came. I was really confused the whole time and asked her multiple times what was wrong. She said her eyes hurt but I did not believe it, thinking she was upset about something I should not press her about it. Around 3 PM I dropped her off and called her just now, turns out her mom does not like her wearing "kajol" and put peppers in her "kajol box", that's the reason she was crying the whole time
                                Now you decide, am I to blame?

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                                Her status update this evening lol

                                Meanwhile in Team-BHP facebook group... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=253477028156655
                                Last edited by Cleaner; 03-02-2014, 09:44 PM.
                                I am back!

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