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    In an interview, a boy was rejected and a girl was selected.

    For the same reason - "Dono ki shirt ka Pehla Button khula hua tha"
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    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      The editor of 200ns pic is champulal ji. So please ignore enngalissh mitsakes if any. Thanku
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      Ride Till The End...
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      http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          If you're a bachelor and belong to 20+ age group. Please note There are two kinds of people in your life.
          1.Positive.
          2.Relatives


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          Ride Till The End...
          http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN
              Slothy! Like...


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              Cheers!
              VJ

              Its ironic, isn't it that @oldfox comes and rants about keeping the thread clean, and then another moderator comes and posts adult-ish jokes.

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                Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
                Its ironic, isn't it that @oldfox comes and rants about keeping the thread clean, and then another moderator comes and posts adult-ish jokes.
                You concern understood here, HyperRetard. This is not vulgarish, gross or irrelevant post. It's just what you make. What we urge is not to post grossly irrelevant, exploitive pictures. But I don't want a person to be unhappy, so the post is deleted, right away.

                Cheers!
                VJ

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                VJ
                Last edited by B7ACKTHORN; 03-07-2014, 08:01 PM.
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  Originally posted by shadowgun View Post
                  If you're a bachelor and belong to 20+ age group. Please note There are two kinds of people in your life.
                  1.Positive.
                  2.Relatives


                  -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
                  Ride Till The End...
                  Here, every time a convoy enters city traffic, a lot of bicyclists get whacked on the back for no good reason.

                  I am back!

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                    Indonesia, adding spices to 200NS
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                    Ride Till The End...
                    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                        THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-

                        Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

                        He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

                        I asked "Can you explain?"

                        He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

                        Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".

                        He said "Smaller issues like,
                        which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "

                        I asked "Then, what is your role?"

                        He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions"
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          I am back!

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                            he probably won't get an oscar
                            all of his movies are too complicated for typical dumb american brains.

                            inception, the great gatsby, the wolf of the wall street all are complex movies..
                            Like apple devices they like simple dumb movies only like argo, hurt locker etc



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                              Sad but true....

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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                Sent from my XT1033 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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