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  • #4201
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Krantikaari, bhaut hi krantikaari. .!!

    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
    Just a Random thought Typed via Google speech voice.
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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    • #4202
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      Heaven is the place where you have:
      * An American salary
      *A British home
      * Chinese food
      * A Swiss economy
      * A Japanese technology
      * An Italian body
      * An African tool
      * An Indian wife

      Hell is the place where you have:
      * An American wife
      * A British body
      * A Chinese tool
      * Swiss food
      * An Italian technology
      * A Japanese home
      * An African economy
      * An Indian salary

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      A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd had gathered to wat-
      ch what happened next. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story before anybody else,found
      he could not get near the car.
      Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am family!
      I am the son of the victim."
      Magically, a path cleared as the crowd politely made way for him.
      Lying in front of the car was a dead pig.
      Last edited by krishna77; 03-29-2014, 03:46 PM.
      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

      Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
      My Ride To Sunderbans -       Hemnagar & Samsernagar
      Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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      • #4203
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by krishna77 View Post
        Heaven is the place where you have:
        * An American salary
        *A British home
        * Chinese food
        * A Swiss economy
        * A Japanese technology
        * An Italian body
        * An African tool
        * An Indian wife

        Hell is the place where you have:
        * An American wife
        * A British body
        * A Chinese tool
        * Swiss food
        * An Italian technology
        * A Japanese home
        * An African economy
        * An Indian salary
        Man, are you sure about Indian wives? Chinese tool, haha ifyouknowatimean.jpg




        A Boy went to a girl's house to propose to her :-

        He bought a lotus for her and was planning to kneel down before her with it..!!
        He rang the bell. The door was opened and it was the girl's mom standing in front of him..!!

        Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was..!!

        "Aunty is baar BJP' ki vote Dena.. har har Modi, ghar ghar Modi"..!!




        EDIT: This one is gold.

        A Woman went to a Car Service Center
        and asked for a Seven
        Hundred & Ten.
        Everyone looked at each other, and the
        Service Advisor asked, "What is a
        Seven-Hundred & Ten?"
        She replied, "You know, the little piece in
        the middle of the Engine. I lost it and
        need a new one. It had always been
        there."
        He gave the Woman a piece of Paper
        and a Pen and asked her to draw what
        the piece looked like.
        She drew a circle and in the middle of it
        wrote 710 !!
        He(confused) then took her to the
        Manager who took her to another Car
        which had the hood opened and asked,
        "Is there a 710 on this car?"
        She pointed and said, "Of course, it's
        right there."
        Manager fainted.

        Wanna know what she was talking about? Click here for the answer https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...94508700_n.jpg
        Last edited by Cleaner; 03-29-2014, 04:44 PM.
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        • #4204
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          Yes. Indian wives.....better still!
          A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

          Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
          My Ride To Sunderbans -           Hemnagar & Samsernagar
          Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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          • #4205
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by krishna77 View Post
            Heaven is the place where you have:
            * An Indian wife

            Hell is the place where you have:
            * A British body
            * An Italian technology
            Strongly Disagree.
            Japanese tool should come under hell not chinese because it's always pixelated.

            Originally posted by krishna77 View Post
            Heaven is the place where you have:
            Sennheiser HD 800. Period.
            Last edited by lockhrt999; 03-29-2014, 10:34 PM.
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            • #4206
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              Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
              Strongly Disagree.
              Japanese tool should come under hell not chinese because it's always pixelated.



              Sennheiser HD 800. Period.
              I'm sorry, but I'd rather have a RSV4 with Akrapovic pipes. That is true eargasm.

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              • #4207
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
                I'm sorry, but I'd rather have a RSV4 with Akrapovic pipes. That is true eargasm.
                With Sennheiser HD 800 you don't need to have an actual RSV4.
                Read its reviews from last page.

                Sennheiser HD 800 is the ultimate truth of the life.

                I've already sold my kids and wife, sold my bike and car, sold my cat, mobile etc, ad for my bungalow is live. With all gone I'll might have enough money to buy Sennheiser HD 800. My life will complete with a Sennheiser HD 800.
                Last edited by psr; 03-31-2014, 02:05 PM.
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                • #4208
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                  Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post
                  Does anybody buy sperms?

                  R.I.P. Windows XP





                  Guys read the definition of powerband here, https://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...6142141AABepHD

                  Let me quote some best ones,

                  It's actually a large rubber band that acts kind of like nitrous oxide!
                  all you do is when lets say your raceing on a 1 mile flat you go normal 1,2,3,4,5, (6 my bike has 6 gears)
                  you hit 5 or 6th whatever it has and at the very end where theres no moew power, powerband kicks in and gives you like a 3 mph boost but you have to be careful cause ive seen people hit powerband and flip cause of the boost and power
                  if you ride a 2-stroke then you will know when it kicks in. so powerful
                  that it will trow you off if you don't hold on. the power band is the
                  point were enough back pressure is created in the fatty pipe to
                  super charge the engine. in other words, the back pressure helps to compress the fuel-air mixture.
                  Last edited by psr; 03-31-2014, 02:05 PM.
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                  • #4209
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by lockhrt999 View Post


                    Sennheiser HD 800. Period.
                    din't knew you were an audio guy ??

                    how bout audeze and staxxx
                    "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

                    RE Bullet 1977 - Current
                    RX-100 1995 - Current
                    CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
                    Activa 2004 - Current
                    CBR 250R 2012 - Current
                    Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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                    • #4210
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                      He's not even a true audiophile anyway.

                      Just trying to be funny after reading those Flipkart reviews.

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                      • #4211
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                        Meanwhile...


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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                        • #4212
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                          Funny Take On 10 Indian Superstitions read all the comments please
                          I am back!

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                          • #4213
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                            Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
                            He's not even a true audiophile anyway.

                            Just trying to be funny after reading those Flipkart reviews.

                            i realized that after seeing the review.. though they are hilarious and funny but someone who haven't tried decent set of cans won't know what it means to have an amazing set of cans..
                            "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

                            RE Bullet 1977 - Current
                            RX-100 1995 - Current
                            CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
                            Activa 2004 - Current
                            CBR 250R 2012 - Current
                            Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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                            • #4214
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by theironhorse99 View Post
                              how bout audeze and staxxx
                              What are they? They buy s***m?

                              Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
                              He's not even a true audiophile anyway.

                              Just trying to be funny after reading those Flipkart reviews.
                              Mate after reading those reviews I have had moment of realization. Sennheiser HD 800 is the meaning of life and those who don't want it are HyperRetard.
                              Last edited by lockhrt999; 03-30-2014, 10:41 AM.
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                              • #4215
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                                Lets check your audiophile level right now, okay?

                                What IEMs do you have?

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