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That's because, people rarely use main for I in hindi, rather hum is used.
So, Mom I came from school is:
Maa hum school se aa gaye.


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EDIT: Because people would take offense, I was talking about the middle finger incident on live TV in that Arnab show.

It's hilarious to me.

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Egg - Chicken Role




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inb4 somebody asks for translation.

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Found this on FB.. if any offence met, please feel free to report it or remove it

Rajni Mania...Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, \"You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, \"OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?\"

\"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it\" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise\'s door,

And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts : \"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!\"

...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise\'s house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was

Just lucky.

\"No, no, just name anyone else\" Rajini says


...\"President Obama\", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts

...\"Yes\", Rajini says, \"I know him.


And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, : \"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way

to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let\'s have a cup of

coffee first and catch up\".


Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally onvinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to

name anyone else.


\"The Pope,\" Amitabh Bachan replies

...\"Sure!\" says Rajini, \"My folks are from Italy and I\'ve known the Pope a long time\".


Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, \"This will never work. I can\'t catch the Pope\'s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I\'ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.\"

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a

heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Amitabh Bachan\'s side,

Rajini asks him, \"What happened?\"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says,

\"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,

\"Who\'s that on the balcony with Rajini?\"

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Wife hints Husband to buy her a new car, says \"Honey, what is something that does 0-90 in 3 seconds flat\".
Husband gifts her a weighing machine

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Wife hints Husband to buy her a new car, says \\\\\\\"Honey, what is something that does 0-90 in 3 seconds flat\\\\\\\".
Husband gifts her a weighing machine

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Tourist : Ye bakre kitne me kharide?
Santa : Kaunsa wala. Safed wala ya Kala wala?
Tourist : safed wala.
Santa : 2000 me.
Torist : aur kala wala?
Santa : wo bhi 2000 me.

Tourist: inko rakhte kahan ho?
Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
Tourist : safed wale ko.
Santa : Bade wale kamre me.
Toruist : aur kala wale ko?
Santa : usko bhi Bade wale kamre me.

Tourist: inko khilaate kya ho?
Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
Tourist : safed wale ko.
Santa : Hari hari ghaas.
Tourist : aur kala wale ko?
Santa : usko bhi hari hari ghaas.

Tourist : Ye bakre doodh kitna dete hain?
Santa : Kaunsa wala. Safed wala ya Kala wala?
Tourist : safed wala.
Santa : 3 lite.
Tourist : aur kala wala?
Santa : wo bhi 3 liter.

Tourist: inko nahlaate kahan ho?
Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
Tourist : safed wale ko.
Santa : nadi me.
Tourist : aur kala wale ko?
Santa : usko bhi nadi me.

Tourist: inko charaane kahan le jaate ho?
Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
Tourist : safed wale ko.
Santa : jungle me.
Tourist : aur kala wale ko?
Santa : usko bhi jungle me.

Tourist (very angry): are jab dono ko ek jaisa rakhte ho, ek jaisa khilate ho, to baar baar kala safed kyun pooch rahe ho??
Santa: kyunki safed wala mera hai.
Tourist: aur kala wala.
Santa: Wo bhi mera hai.

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LoL.. how do people think so much??

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LoL.. how do people think so much??

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seriously ???



who have so much free time to think of mods like these.... he took safety to next level .. got a helmet for bike too...

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If the slogan on the motorcycle \"Who wants to live for ever?\" is anything to go by, then it ought to be people who want(expect) to die sooner.

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PASSWORD......
Santa\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s e-banking password was: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Banta: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Yaar! Itna lamba password?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Santa: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password mein 5 character aur 1 capital hona jaruri hai....\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Banta: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Wo sab to thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Santa: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ek special character bhi zaroori hai...!!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

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The boss got out of a BMW 7 series and a junior employee remarked \"wow Boss, thats Great\"

The boss said \"If U also work hard, be Punctual, put in more hours of work in the Weekends, take fewer Holidays,achieve your targets..
I will be able to buy an even better car next year\"

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A day in "The Hobbit's" office :





Cheers,

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