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    Originally posted by Freak inExile View Post
    Note, for wife hamaar biwi is confusing, we don't say our wife. Perhaps this one is the actual Jhatka(shock).
    That's because, people rarely use main for I in hindi, rather hum is used.
    So, Mom I came from school is:
    Maa hum school se aa gaye.


    Sent from my phone. Kindly avoid it while riding.
    Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
    Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

    Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
    Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
    ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
    P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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      EDIT: Because people would take offense, I was talking about the middle finger incident on live TV in that Arnab show.

      It's hilarious to me.


      Last edited by Cleaner; 01-07-2015, 01:21 AM.
      I am back!

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        Egg - Chicken Role




        Sent from my Lumia 820 using Tapatalk
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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          inb4 somebody asks for translation.
          I am back!

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            Sent from my Lumia 820 using Tapatalk
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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              Found this on FB.. if any offence met, please feel free to report it or remove it

              Rajni Mania...Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, \"You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, \"OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?\"

              \"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it\" Rajini said.

              So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise\'s door,

              And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts : \"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!\"

              ...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise\'s house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was

              Just lucky.

              \"No, no, just name anyone else\" Rajini says


              ...\"President Obama\", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts

              ...\"Yes\", Rajini says, \"I know him.


              And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, : \"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way

              to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let\'s have a cup of

              coffee first and catch up\".


              Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally onvinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to

              name anyone else.


              \"The Pope,\" Amitabh Bachan replies

              ...\"Sure!\" says Rajini, \"My folks are from Italy and I\'ve known the Pope a long time\".


              Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, \"This will never work. I can\'t catch the Pope\'s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I\'ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.\"

              And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

              But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a

              heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

              Working his way to Amitabh Bachan\'s side,

              Rajini asks him, \"What happened?\"

              Amitabh Bachan looks up and says,

              \"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,

              \"Who\'s that on the balcony with Rajini?\"
              Splendor - 2k to 2006
              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


              Delhi to Narkanda
              Delhi to Coimbatore
              Delhi to Nepal

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                Wife hints Husband to buy her a new car, says \"Honey, what is something that does 0-90 in 3 seconds flat\".
                Husband gifts her a weighing machine

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                Wife hints Husband to buy her a new car, says \\\\\\\"Honey, what is something that does 0-90 in 3 seconds flat\\\\\\\".
                Husband gifts her a weighing machine
                R15S - Current
                Honda Dio - Current
                TNT 600i - Sold
                Classic 500 - Sold
                Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                  Tourist : Ye bakre kitne me kharide?
                  Santa : Kaunsa wala. Safed wala ya Kala wala?
                  Tourist : safed wala.
                  Santa : 2000 me.
                  Torist : aur kala wala?
                  Santa : wo bhi 2000 me.

                  Tourist: inko rakhte kahan ho?
                  Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
                  Tourist : safed wale ko.
                  Santa : Bade wale kamre me.
                  Toruist : aur kala wale ko?
                  Santa : usko bhi Bade wale kamre me.

                  Tourist: inko khilaate kya ho?
                  Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
                  Tourist : safed wale ko.
                  Santa : Hari hari ghaas.
                  Tourist : aur kala wale ko?
                  Santa : usko bhi hari hari ghaas.

                  Tourist : Ye bakre doodh kitna dete hain?
                  Santa : Kaunsa wala. Safed wala ya Kala wala?
                  Tourist : safed wala.
                  Santa : 3 lite.
                  Tourist : aur kala wala?
                  Santa : wo bhi 3 liter.

                  Tourist: inko nahlaate kahan ho?
                  Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
                  Tourist : safed wale ko.
                  Santa : nadi me.
                  Tourist : aur kala wale ko?
                  Santa : usko bhi nadi me.

                  Tourist: inko charaane kahan le jaate ho?
                  Santa : Kaunse wale ko. Safed wale ko ya Kale wale ko?
                  Tourist : safed wale ko.
                  Santa : jungle me.
                  Tourist : aur kala wale ko?
                  Santa : usko bhi jungle me.

                  Tourist (very angry): are jab dono ko ek jaisa rakhte ho, ek jaisa khilate ho, to baar baar kala safed kyun pooch rahe ho??
                  Santa: kyunki safed wala mera hai.
                  Tourist: aur kala wala.
                  Santa: Wo bhi mera hai.
                  I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    LoL.. how do people think so much??

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                    LoL.. how do people think so much??
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                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                      LoL.. how do people think so much??

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                      LoL.. how do people think so much??




                      seriously ???



                      who have so much free time to think of mods like these.... he took safety to next level .. got a helmet for bike too...
                      "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

                      RE Bullet 1977 - Current
                      RX-100 1995 - Current
                      CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
                      Activa 2004 - Current
                      CBR 250R 2012 - Current
                      Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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                        Originally posted by theironhorse99 View Post
                        seriously ???
                        who have so much free time to think of mods like these....
                        If the slogan on the motorcycle \"Who wants to live for ever?\" is anything to go by, then it ought to be people who want(expect) to die sooner.
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                          PASSWORD......
                          Santa\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s e-banking password was: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
                          Banta: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Yaar! Itna lamba password?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
                          Santa: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password mein 5 character aur 1 capital hona jaruri hai....\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
                          Banta: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Wo sab to thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
                          Santa: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ek special character bhi zaroori hai...!!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

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                            The boss got out of a BMW 7 series and a junior employee remarked \"wow Boss, thats Great\"

                            The boss said \"If U also work hard, be Punctual, put in more hours of work in the Weekends, take fewer Holidays,achieve your targets..
                            I will be able to buy an even better car next year\"

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                            Last edited by Traveller01; 01-22-2015, 01:10 AM. Reason: duplicate post

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                              A day in "The Hobbit's" office :





                              Cheers,
                              A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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                                I am back!

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