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  • #4996
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    A very emotional quote by Bill Gates !!

    Attachment is not when two people chat day & night.

    Attachment is not when two people can't live without each other.

    Attachment is not when two people can't stay away from each other for a moment. But, when the Boss sends an email to you with subject as 'Increment letter' and the attached file is missing. That missing file is called "Attachment".
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    • #4997
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      Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

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      • #4998
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        Just a forward. Should be scary if true -

        Hello Long Term Investor,

        How Many People are riding ROYAL ENFIELD BIKE ? or wish to ride it ?
        Look at the company's growth

        Eicher Motors (Makers of Royal Enfield).

        Share Price on September 2001 = Rs. 17.50
        Price of Royal Enfield bike in 2001 was Rs.55000/-

        If any one would have bought the shares of Eicher Motors instead of a bike than he would have got 3143 shares ((Rs. 55000/ Rs 17.50 (share Price) = 3143 Shares))
        Eicher Motor's Share Price as on 23rd January 2015 is Rs. 15,109(Just for 1 share)
        Value as on 2nd February 2015 = 3143 x 15,109= 4.75Crores
        55000/- is worth 4.75 Crore in 13 Years.
        Now he could hv bought a Rolls Royce
        😇😦😬
        Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

        A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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        • #4999
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by New guy View Post
          Just a forward. Should be scary if true -

          Hello Long Term Investor,

          How Many People are riding ROYAL ENFIELD BIKE ? or wish to ride it ?
          Look at the company's growth

          Eicher Motors (Makers of Royal Enfield).

          Share Price on September 2001 = Rs. 17.50
          Price of Royal Enfield bike in 2001 was Rs.55000/-

          If any one would have bought the shares of Eicher Motors instead of a bike than he would have got 3143 shares ((Rs. 55000/ Rs 17.50 (share Price) = 3143 Shares))
          Eicher Motor's Share Price as on 23rd January 2015 is Rs. 15,109(Just for 1 share)
          Value as on 2nd February 2015 = 3143 x 15,109= 4.75Crores
          55000/- is worth 4.75 Crore in 13 Years.
          Now he could hv bought a Rolls Royce
          😇😦😬

          On the other hand, if many had thought of doing this, share price of Eicher motors would have remained Rs. 17.50!!!
          Young riders pick a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go !
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          • #5000
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            Originally posted by shelton_jh View Post
            On the other hand, if many had thought of doing this, share price of Eicher motors would have remained Rs. 17.50!!! [emoji14]
            I guess not...price would've still gone up.[emoji15]
            Finance pundits among us can elaborate.
            Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

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            • #5001
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              Sent from a phone that is Smart!!
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #5002
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                Originally posted by New guy View Post
                I guess not...price would've still gone up.[emoji15]
                Finance pundits among us can elaborate.
                Yep! The share price would even have tripled if the number of investors were sufficiently more..

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                • #5003
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                  Put your wife in a room & lock it.
                  Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
                  Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

                  (Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog) 😅😂

                  Don't laugh loud ----

                  The extended version for wives says...

                  Put your husband in a room & lock it.
                  Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
                  Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before 😜😝
                  Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

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                  • #5004
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                    I didn't know coffee could be so expensive...

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                    • #5005
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                      Originally posted by New guy View Post
                      I didn't know coffee could be so expensive...

                      [ATTACH]175900/ATTACH]

                      ././././


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                      • #5006
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                        Ah..to be a child again!
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                        • #5007
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                          Teacher to Student - what is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation ???

                          Student - jimbak doomba amba dandi boomba.

                          Teacher - I didn't get you.

                          Student - Same here babes, same here!
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          • #5008
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                            An elderly couple was chosen as best couple for that state by a magazine. The reporter comes to interview them.

                            Reporter : Its been 40 years since you have been married, very rare to see such couples these days. What is your secret behind this bonding, so that current gen couples can also learn from you
                            Wife: My husband will be able to explain you
                            Husband: It was 40 years before, we decided to go to a hill station for our Honeymoon and thought of taking a Horse ride. We both took our horses and started to stroll around. Suddenly my wife's horse bumped and jumped and she fell down. She patted the poor animal and says "Its ok, its just first time". A few minutes later, the same thing happened, she says "Its ok, you be fine and we'll have fun". Again a few minutes later, the same happened and my wife took a gun from her purse and shot the animal dead.

                            I shouted back at her "Are you mad, why did you kill that poor animal". My wife said "Its ok, Its just first time".

                            Since then I have kept mumb.
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                            Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
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                            • #5009
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                              Seems legit!!

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                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • #5010
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                                Husbands only Asset after marriage is 'Lie-Ability'.
                                R15S - Current
                                Honda Dio - Current
                                TNT 600i - Sold
                                Classic 500 - Sold
                                Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                                Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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