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**TheArcher84** · 04-16-2015, 05:38 PM

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Nice one buddy..it was really funny to read

**rreneav1987** · 04-16-2015, 07:02 PM

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Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today.
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Durga sits on the lion there !
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal smile emoticon
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"

**devils_friend** · 04-16-2015, 09:58 PM

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What do you call when Alia Bhatt & Rahul Gandhi are standing far from each other...??

JOKES APART!!

**sibun** · 04-17-2015, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today.
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Durga sits on the lion there !
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal smile emoticon
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"

Got to learn so much within such short time of marriage!.Shift+R improves the quality of this image.

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Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today.
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Durga sits on the lion there !
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal smile emoticon
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"

Got to learn so much within such short time of marriage!.Shift+R improves the quality of this image.

**rreneav1987** · 04-17-2015, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by sibun View Post

Got to learn so much within such short time of marriage!.Shift+R improves the quality of this image.

hehe.. nooo.. jokes from FB

My wife is sweet

**New guy** · 04-17-2015, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

hehe.. nooo.. jokes from FB [emoji14] My wife is sweet [emoji3]

I'm guessing your wife was behind you when you typed this!!

**rreneav1987** · 04-17-2015, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by New guy View Post

I'm guessing your wife was behind you when you typed this!!

she is back in Coimbatore

I posted this on FB and she liked it

**phanikar** · 04-17-2015, 11:38 AM

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Im sorry, what homestay

**TheArcher84** · 04-17-2015, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today.
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Durga sits on the lion there !
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal smile emoticon
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"

I reliving every moment of this...man this is good..

**New guy** · 04-17-2015, 10:05 PM

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Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea.....
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It does nothing for erections...but stops your biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea !!!! 😀

**TheArcher84** · 04-17-2015, 10:34 PM

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

Teacher asks the school student, what do you understand by this
Student replies - Stop wasting time studying and find a woman

**rreneav1987** · 04-18-2015, 09:51 AM

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One more

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files��, tired of work. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face��, played with his hair softly, sweetly and..... *PHATTTAKK * ....slapped his face!!!The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!Then the wife showed him her phone which showed.... "Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago" technology HURTS...
In the morning wife asked for newspaper ..
Husband - how backward are you....world had progressed so much and you are asking for news paper? Here, have my TAB ....
Wife killed the cockroach with the TAB....
Husband unconscious ...
Moral-
Whatever wife asks...,give
Golden Words......
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely dead..."
Send this to all men who can smile after reading this... & to all ladies who can LOL after reading it.

**psr** · 04-18-2015, 11:22 AM

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Reneav.....WOW ..what a transformation , I knew it would happen, but not this fast .

Welcome my friend to the fold of M&M (Married & Miserable).

**New guy** · 04-18-2015, 01:41 PM

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This one is in Rahul Gandhi's defence-

Remember he lasted in Bangkok for 55N/56D....

Most Indian males come back from Bangkok in just 3N/4D.

Proud of you Rahul!!

#RESPECT

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