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world record of bike mileage , fuel economy 500+KM per Liter of Petrol - YouTubeI am back!
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A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law* lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law* said. "I am wearing my love dress."
"Love dress? But you're naked!" said the mother-in-law.
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
What are you doing?" he asked.
This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he saidThe real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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What's hilarious in the video?Originally posted by Cleaner View PostZMR- PGMFI re-definedComment
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Watch the video again and see his setup, glorified computer fans lol, also his claims are totally impossible, even with more aerodynamic designs. To sum it up, he is making a ch**ia out of people who has no knowledge about how an internal combustion engine works.Originally posted by abhi7013 View PostI am back!
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You are truly the Devil's friend......Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
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Thank you SirOriginally posted by psr View PostYou are truly the Devil's friend......
Before King Paul goes to war, He locks his wife in room & gives the key to his best friend Fergus.
"If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours"
He sits on his horse & hits the road.
Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud behind him. He stops & sees his friend Fergus.
"What's wrong ?" Paul asks.
Out of breath, Fergus answers, "it's the wrong Key...!!"
Men Will Be Men!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Well Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Wally replies “I was out getting a tattoo!”
“A tattoo”? She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking”? She said, shaking her head in disgust. “Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”
“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMS FOR APOLOGIES.
Janan Tokyo:
New York, Time Square:
Paris, France:
Thames, England:
Bangkok, Thailand:
And in India:
A man accidentally tore the miniskirt of a girl. Before he could say anything, Barkha Datt, Rajdeep Sardesai and Arnab Goswami pounced on him and accused him of attempted rape and started panel discussion on what to do with him... ............................................and blamed Politicians for that!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Recently stumbled upon this while surfing Dark "Bladder" coming from turtles butt - North American Box Turtles - Turtle Times ForumsOriginally posted by HyperRetard View PostI am back!
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Posting after a while here (one thread that I enjoy a lot here), so coming back with 100% pure joke from the real joker
Half the picture you see is a genuine acquaintance of mine in FB who's seated on Harley Davidson Fatboy. So the discussion went like this...
BTW, I didn't mask the joker's profile because he asked for it, which is evident from the posts
Last edited by aargee; 11-29-2013, 12:26 AM.Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike alphabets kidhar hai..!!
Baki ke alphabets niche hai..
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Ride safe and have fun.
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