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  • #3526
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    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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    • #3527
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      A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
      The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $ 100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?".
      The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in.
      A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab.
      The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her!!"
      The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".
      The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, IT'S MINE; I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!!".
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • #3528
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        Definitely a Lady Driver

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        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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        • #3529
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          Our beloved '***** please', once again:

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          BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
          Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
          YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)          ​

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          • #3530
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            From childproofing to grandparent proofing.

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • #3531
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              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #3532
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                Last edited by nadz11.ns; 11-22-2013, 01:35 PM.
                Ride safe and have fun.
                Regards
                Nadeem

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                • #3533
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                  Cheers!!!
                  Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                  Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                  Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                  Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                  Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                  10 years into riding :D
                   Live2Race. . .

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                  • #3534
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                    True
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                    Last edited by Old Fox; 11-23-2013, 01:44 PM.
                    Ride safe and have fun.
                    Regards
                    Nadeem

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                    • #3535
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                      One of those video which you won't forget in your lifetime. 40 million views in just a week.

                      Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) - YouTube
                      New Brushed Titanium Theme For XBHP Forum (Full Dynamic Width With Depth Effects) For Your Chrome, Firefox & Opera.

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                      • #3536
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                        Not Safe And Not Clean



                        That Had To Hurt



                        FAIL



                        Cheers!!!
                        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                        10 years into riding :D
                         Live2Race. . .

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                        • #3537
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                          True Story!! -

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                          Mother of photoshop, eek!

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                          RIP PS!
                          BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                          Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                          YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)                          ​

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                          • #3538
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                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #3539
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                              A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

                              Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

                              "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

                              TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
                              They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

                              You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

                              Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

                              The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

                              The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."



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                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                                Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                                A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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