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**chaosaddict** · 11-29-2013, 06:28 PM

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Lol...

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**Anuj_Gupta** · 11-29-2013, 06:50 PM

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sent from my LG nexus 5 using xbhp connect mobile app

**siddharthsure** · 11-29-2013, 11:30 PM

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Mind Blown... Try this

PS: i posted this from pc in which the trick worked... But somehow i could read this clearly without stretching in RETINA DISPLAY.. Strange

I guess pixels makes the difference

**siddharthsure** · 11-30-2013, 01:42 AM

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Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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**Sherwin** · 11-30-2013, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by aargee View Post

Posting after a while here (one thread that I enjoy a lot here), so coming back with 100% pure joke from the real joker

Half the picture you see is a genuine acquaintance of mine in FB who's seated on Harley Davidson Fatboy. So the discussion went like this...
BTW, I didn't mask the joker's profile because he asked for it, which is evident from the posts

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Actually Aargee Your friend is right, superbike is a high performance bike with displacement ranging from 750cc and above. Even cruisers are considered to be superbikes in the western countries. For reference I am posting a link from our very own xbhp.
Superbiking in India : The Art of Safe Riding

PS: My intention is not to prove You wrong or bring Your reputation down but just want to clear the misconception.

The interesting part is people have also given likes to this post.

**aargee** · 11-30-2013, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Sherwin View Post

PS: My intention is not to prove You wrong or bring Your reputation down but just want to clear the misconception.

The interesting part is people have also given likes to this post.

I'm aware that any motorcycle above 750cc is considered as big bike or Super bike; but Google SBK, see the pictures. Next, if SBK's are born out of race track, then why doesn't cruisers have engines (probably barring the Diavel, but again that is some"THING" that needs to be thought whether it's a cruiser or sports bike) born out of them. Ofcourse, HD does it in different way (just like typical American ishtyle) of drag "racing" to derive their engines from 'race' track. It's like living for a minute unlike moto GP stresses out for hours. Anyway, this is only to point out the difference & certainly not HD bash or drag race bash or any other bash in any other terms.

And, it's not just the big engine, but offering high rev. Now how high is high? That I also don't know, however, it certainly has to be in excessive of 8000 RPM. Now, does a Fatbob (correction, to be made, it was not Fatboy) or any other cruiser offer such a high revving engine? And going back to where we started, which cruiser have high revving engine?

From the same article...

Superbike is a generic term for motorcycles with large capacity engines that are very powerful and so can accelerate extremely quickly and attain very high speeds. These can include super-sports, cruisers, hyper-tourers and even some super-motards

So does a Fatbob accelerate as quickly as R1? No, so does that mean Fatbob is not a SBK? No

Cruiser is a just a big engine that is capable of doing speeds less than what a real super bike can do all day long. You may want to include a cruiser to SBK family just because it has a big engine, but, certainly SBK is a segment on it's own that may be slightly superior to a cruiser. And 'superior' is a relative term as how one considers what they would like to see.

PS - I don't have any reputation anywhere; I don't get offended on such things as learning is ongoing curve & anyone from Sachin Tendulkar to Nelson Mandela are bound to make mistakes & I'm more than bound to make mistakes anywhere.

PPS - People have given a like because they might've liked the person than the content of the post, sort of welcome back

hehe

**Sherwin** · 11-30-2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by aargee View Post

I'm aware that any motorcycle above 750cc is considered as big bike or Super bike; but Google SBK, see the pictures. Next, if SBK's are born out of race track, then why doesn't cruisers have engines (probably barring the Diavel, but again that is some"THING" that needs to be thought whether it's a cruiser or sports bike) born out of them. Ofcourse, HD does it in different way (just like typical American ishtyle) of drag "racing" to derive their engines from 'race' track. It's like living for a minute unlike moto GP stresses out for hours. Anyway, this is only to point out the difference & certainly not HD bash or drag race bash or any other bash in any other terms.

And, it's not just the big engine, but offering high rev. Now how high is high? That I also don't know, however, it certainly has to be in excessive of 8000 RPM. Now, does a Fatbob (correction, to be made, it was not Fatboy) or any other cruiser offer such a high revving engine? And going back to where we started, which cruiser have high revving engine?

From the same article...

So does a Fatbob accelerate as quickly as R1? No, so does that mean Fatbob is not a SBK? No

Cruiser is a just a big engine that is capable of doing speeds less than what a real super bike can do all day long. You may want to include a cruiser to SBK family just because it has a big engine, but, certainly SBK is a segment on it's own that may be slightly superior to a cruiser. And 'superior' is a relative term as how one considers what they would like to see.

PS - I don't have any reputation anywhere; I don't get offended on such things as learning is ongoing curve & anyone from Sachin Tendulkar to Nelson Mandela are bound to make mistakes & I'm more than bound to make mistakes anywhere.

PPS - People have given a like because they might've liked the person than the content of the post, sort of welcome back hehe

There is no point explaining to someone who doesn't know what a cruiser is. But, still would love to share my limited knowledge. Cruiser itself means that its not meant for high revving and its the torque down the range which makes them a pleasure to ride with upright seating position filled with attitude. But there are high performance cruisers like Triump rocket III, Yamaha Vmax and Harley davidson V rod.

Which is superior a sportsbike or a cruiser? Its difficult to determine as it depends upon individual preference. But as far as Hollywood is concerned all the bad boys ride a Cruiser may be a Triump or HD. I haven't seen or heard of a HD rider who has nodded his head to a sportsbike rider or even responding back to this polite gesture from a sportsbike rider. In America there is this popular saying that "riding a japanese bike is like dating a fat girl, its fun until Your friend sees You". Its very obvious from Your post that You love riding a high revving hyper sportsbike just like everyone of us, but there are people who love cruisers more than anyother bike.

PS: Liking someone's post just because You like that person is hopeless. Haven't heard of this before anywhere. I thought it was post like and not person like.

BTW everyone who is around here for a while has a reputation. It might or might not be a good one. With Your post count and the quality of post I can see that people do love You and I am the first among them.

**Anuj_Gupta** · 11-30-2013, 06:53 PM

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Well if people are posting Facebook intelligent replies ,here's my share .
THE GIRLY INTELLIGENCE. ..
This was a post made by a fb page ...now read what a girl replied ....( screenshots taken via phone)

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**aargee** · 11-30-2013, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by Sherwin View Post

There is no point explaining to someone who doesn't know what a cruiser is. But, still would love to share my limited knowledge. Cruiser itself means that its not meant for high revving and its the torque down the range which makes them a pleasure to ride with upright seating position filled with attitude. But there are high performance cruisers like Triump rocket III, Yamaha Vmax and Harley davidson V rod

Looks like you got the point. Good.

Originally posted by Sherwin View Post

Which is superior a sportsbike or a cruiser?

As such our posts are offtopic here & I'm certainly not for this discussion. This is like asking which is superior a right hand or left hand? Someone who loves motorcycles will not be ready for such discussions.

Originally posted by Sherwin View Post

Its very obvious from Your post that You love riding a high revving hyper sportsbike just like everyone of us, but there are people who love cruisers more than anyother bike

Perceptions are not reality

What I post may or may not be relevant to what I like to ride.

Originally posted by Sherwin View Post

Liking someone's post just because You like that person is hopeless. Haven't heard of this before anywhere. I thought it was post like and not person like

You're entitled on your opinion

Originally posted by Sherwin View Post

BTW everyone who is around here for a while has a reputation. It might or might not be a good one. With Your post count and the quality of post I can see that people do love You and I am the first among them.

Thanks for your kind words, I personally don't consider to have any reputation built here. I'm here to learn things these days

**sumitro_d** · 12-01-2013, 10:20 AM

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Climbing Stairs is a good exercise, Earlier stairs helped to burn calories. Now it prevents molestation too.
Say No to Lift/Elevator,
Take staircase - issued in public interest by Tehelka.com

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**Divya Sharan** · 12-01-2013, 10:25 AM

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Someone send this guy out of the solar system! He thinks cloud computing would fail when it rains and much more. Must watch!

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**albyjose** · 12-01-2013, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post

Climbing Stairs is a good exercise, Earlier stairs helped to burn calories. Now it prevents molestation too.
Say No to Lift/Elevator,
Take staircase - issued in public interest by Tehelka.com

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Please don't climb the stairs for workout.My dad started doing so and now has issues with knees.Doctor told that don't climb stairs for work out,it can lead to injury.Brisk walking,jogging is recommended.

**Old Fox** · 12-01-2013, 12:55 PM

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To all those voyeuristic perverts and intellectually challenged posters who can only find humor in sexual perversity, bodily excretion, abusive language and racially derogatory themes - please confine your humor to your like minded friends, college canteen or adda conversations.

THIS KIND OF HUMOR IN NOT WELCOME ON XBHP FORUMS AND ANY ATTEMPT - EVEN ONE MORE- SHALL RESULT IN SUMMARY PERMANENT EXPULSION OF THAT PERSON FROM XBHP

The expulsion shall have no relation to your purported seniority or the lack of it on the forum.

Lets keep this 'most popular' thread in Talkies also an appropriate measure of the intellectual level and refinement of the posting members.

**Legend Racer** · 12-01-2013, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Old Fox View Post

To all those voyeuristic perverts and intellectually challenged posters who can only find humor in sexual perversity, bodily excretion, abusive language and racially derogatory themes - please confine your humor to your like minded friends, college canteen or adda conversations.

THIS KIND OF HUMOR IN NOT WELCOME ON XBHP FORUMS AND ANY ATTEMPT - EVEN ONE MORE- SHALL RESULT IN SUMMARY PERMANENT EXPULSION OF THAT PERSON FROM XBHP

The expulsion shall have no relation to your purported seniority or the lack of it on the forum.

Lets keep this 'most popular' thread in Talkies also an appropriate measure of the intellectual level and refinement of the posting members.

better late than never.

i strongly feel, we need filtering for members. another thing, members please avoid facebook for xbhp chats. recently i met a senior member and asked about his absence here, to which he said, he connects with xbhpians via FB. i said BS. i dont use FB.

**nadz11.ns** · 12-01-2013, 02:47 PM

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