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**rreneav1987** · 04-18-2015, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by New guy View Post

This one is in Rahul Gandhi's defence-

Remember he lasted in Bangkok for 55N/56D....

BANG whaaaaaat??

**devils_friend** · 04-18-2015, 03:36 PM

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Rahul Gandhi called up Dominos Pizza and shouted at the branch manager, "You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there's nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings, nothing - it's just a circle of plain bread! What the hell is wrong with you guys? I am gonna close you guys down permanently and get you personally arrested!!!"

10 mins later Soniaji calls back to Dominos and apologises to the manager, "Sorry, he opened the box upside down!"

#RahulReturns

**SDS17** · 04-18-2015, 04:27 PM

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LOL...Check out this Pulsar replica clicked at karachi auto show. Displayed by some manufacturer called Crown Lifan..

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**MavericK13** · 04-18-2015, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by SDS17 View Post

LOL...Check out this Pulsar replica clicked at karachi auto show. Displayed by some manufacturer called Crown Lifan..

Bajaj sold that design?

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**TheArcher84** · 04-20-2015, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

Golden Words......
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely dead..."
Send this to all men who can smile after reading this... & to all ladies who can LOL after reading it.

You married Bro..or yet to...But it looks like you have got your basics to the perfection

.... I am still working on mine (art of submission )

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Originally posted by New guy View Post

This one is in Rahul Gandhi's defence-

Remember he lasted in Bangkok for 55N/56D....

Most Indian males come back from Bangkok in just 3N/4D.

Proud of you Rahul!!

#RESPECT

I wonder whats his secret :P

**rreneav1987** · 04-20-2015, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by TheArcher84 View Post

You married Bro..or yet to...But it looks like you have got your basics to the perfection

.... I am still working on mine (art of submission )

happily married actually

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**TheArcher84** · 04-20-2015, 04:53 PM

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After PL(Paid leave), SL(Sick leave), Industry has decided to add RL(Rahul Leave)

RL comes with a sabbatical for more than 2 months, full salary, no questions asked while return back to work and you dont need to give your contact details whilst being on holiday. Hell you will even get a promotion

**Askmenot** · 04-20-2015, 05:16 PM

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59 nights holy s###
He should probably change his profession...if you know what i mean

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59 nights holy s###
He should probably change his profession...if you know what i mean

**Deathmate.Zed** · 04-20-2015, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Askmenot View Post

59 nights holy s###
He should probably change his profession...if you know what i mean

I was wondering, What is his profession?!

**New guy** · 04-20-2015, 08:47 PM

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Pankaj fell in love
Pankaj married
Pankaj divorced
Pankaj Udaas

Sonia was walking.
Sonia slipped.
Sonia fell into the drain.
Sonia Gandhi

Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy

Kangana hit the ball
Kangana took a single
Kangana did not reach the crease
Kangana Ranaut.

Hrithik buys bulb
Hrithik puts bulb in socket
Hrithik switches bulb on
Hrithik Roshan

Neil arms weak.
Neil joins gym.
Neil does chin-ups.
Neil Armstrong

Poonam puts Chuna
Poonam puts Kathha
Poonam puts Gulkand
Poonam puts supari
Poonam Pandey

Anil mombatti
Anil agarbatti
Anil dhoop
Anil Kapoor

Umar walking on the road
Umar got kidnapped
Umar not found by family
Umar Gul

Minisha purchased a cycle
Minisha started riding cycle
Minisha's height increased
Minisha Lamba

William making fruit shake
William took pears
William put them in glass
William Shakespeare

Mika went to studio
Mika went to recording room
Mika took the mike
Mika Singh...

**ryan.virgo** · 04-20-2015, 11:13 PM

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International scientific Question
Q. On heating which Liquid becomes solid ?

China : no any such type of answer found in books
UK : not found on net
US : meaningless question
France : don't know answer

A Student From I.I.N.TamilNadu : DOSA
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