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    Sorry about the previous post

    Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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      A thief broke into my room. He started searching for money.

      I woke up &
      started searching along with him.

      Happy Month end 🙊🙊🙊


      Sent from my SM-N750 using xBhp Connect mobile app
      Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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        A newly married couple was walking through a garden suddenly a dog ran towards them.
        They both knew it will bite them..
        The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him than his sweetie.
        The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards.
        The husband put his wife down expecting a hug and a few kind words from her.
        Then his wife shouted
        " I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog".

        Husband... "😱😱😱😱"

        Moral : A Wife is Wife

        No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          Word.
          Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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            Saw this on bike.. When I ride my back, Heads turn.. Roads burn.
            Thanks!

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              Just couldn't so laughing

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                I am back!

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                  Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                    Something's missing?
                    I am back!

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                      I am back!

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                        Wife to Husband:
                        I am 58 years old and your friends find me attractive still for who I am now. But you dont appreciate me at all

                        Husbad replies:
                        Is it Usman bhai , who is giving you such ridicule comments

                        Stunned by his answer, She replies back
                        How do you know that...

                        Ultimate reply by Husband,
                        He is a scrap dealer...
                        R15S - Current
                        Honda Dio - Current
                        TNT 600i - Sold
                        Classic 500 - Sold
                        Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                        Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                          This one is just epic
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                            Wife to Husband - Honey, do you remember what saree color I was wearing when you came to meet me for the first time
                            Husband: Actually, I dont remember.
                            Wife: See, you have lost the love for me. I am very sad

                            Husband: People who decided to commit suicide wont see if its an express train or a passenger.
                            R15S - Current
                            Honda Dio - Current
                            TNT 600i - Sold
                            Classic 500 - Sold
                            Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                            Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                              Originally posted by xplod566 View Post
                              This one is just epic
                              So that's how Jack died. This reminds me of the time I was watching Titanic with my ex-wife (then girlfriend) and her mother. The awkwardness during that scene still makes me sweat

                              I am back!

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                                Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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