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Guys, a certaine Korean company wants to give some importent teips in Anglish Langugae. Kiendly land an eyee...

1. Do not be touched on the muffler because it is hot. Double meanings, or triple?

2. Do not make illegal modifications for safe riding. Aww... They're against rider safety.
We should do the opposite, make safe modifications for illegal riding, probably.

4. Observe the restricted Speed.... Yeah, riders observe the console, when its speed is restricted, that means, at its rev limiter.
At a speed of 160 kmph, observe the restricted speed in the console only... Don't observe the traffic ahead.



No offence to the manufacturer... I know the manufacturer must have made some English errors, but I am not doubting their intentions. This post is just for fun.

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A bus full of housewifes went on a trip and unfortunately the bus fell into a river and all of them died.

Their husbands were all weeping and feeling very sad. After few weeks gone by, one husband alone was still sad and crying.

When asked him, he said - my wife missed that bus.

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In Heaven, God asked the group of men to split and stand in 2 queues, One which says, who controls their wifes and other is who is controlled by their wifes.

One man alonw stood in 1st queue and others were all astronished to see him.

God asked him - Is this for real, do you really control your wife
Man - Are you crazy, My wife asked me to stand here

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The temple Poojari came very close to me & asked: "Got Rum!!?"

I replied: "Yes, OLD MONK.."

The Poojari became angry & I was thrown out of the temple..

Later I realised, he was asking about my "GOTRAM".

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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to my parents house.
And then the fight started....
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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started.

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That is perhaps, the most HD thing I've ever seen.

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Cbr 250r exchange with willy or short jeep modified - Amritsar - Motorcycles

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