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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!

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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Santa: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.
Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!
Santa: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define great he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to
on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger”.
The young man achieved his lofty goal. He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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Now time for a heart attack.

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Global WarMing for some people...

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Meanwhile,

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Aur batao a conversation killer.

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?' 'I remember that too' she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have been released today..!!!'

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Man, I laughed out loud.

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Real instance I face as a hayabusa rider with Police

Traffic Police - Where is the saree guard
My reaction - !@#$


Traffic Police - Do you have a license
My reaction - seriously riding a SBK without a license!!!

Traffic police on Mysore ring road - Your headlight is on; its day time its illegal.
My Reaction - !@#$

Traffic Police - This is modified bike, where is the endorsement on the RC book
My reaction - !@#$

Traffic Police under the KR puram bridge - This is sports bike; your racing its illegal.
my Reaction - put the bike on side stand removed helmet sat on footpath and started laughing!!! then asked where are the other bikes am racing against.

Traffic Police - walks up to me at a signal near majestic looks at my bike speedometer and asks "how fast does the bike go?"
Me - it can do 300, suzuki has the fastest prod bike title for this bike since 1999 to 2013"
Traffic Police - can i take a picture on your bike
Me - ok


Traffic police at gangamma circle - you have projector headlight its illegal.
My reaction - stop that merc it also has one
Traffic police - its legal on cars
My reaction - !@#

why do i only find such people in life!!!

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Pre-marriage counselling. A testimony to true friendship

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Now you will also not get food today. Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

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Guess that is what happens if you take a Hyabusa to KR Puram, Majestic and similar areas.. I have heard such things from a lot of SBK owners

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[MENTION=38783]girimajiananth[/MENTION] - live near KR Puram so cant avoid it, work near ITPL so cant even think of avoiding it either. well you have a bike you use it can go to majestic area in a being stuck in a car..

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A small picture tribute to the relationship riders hold with the road... Haven't ridden a proper one this year and the blues have exorbitantly started...



Cheers all... Keep the wheels rolling