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A man and his young wife were in divorce court for the custody of their children. The mother protested to the judge that since she was the one to have
brought the children into this world,she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted the custody of his children. Therefore, the judge asked for his justification.
After a very long silence, the man said, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does it belong to me or to the
vending machine?"
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A couple from Delhi decided to go to Chennai for a long weekend. Because, both had jobs, they had difficulty co-ordinating their travel schedules. It
was decided that the husband would fly to Chennai on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband
checked into the hotel. Then he decided to send an e-mail back in Delhi. However, he accidentally left off one letter in another address, and send the e-mail
without realising his error.
In Mumbai, a widow had just returnedfrom her husband's funeral. The widow opened her e-mail expecting condolenc messages from relatives and friends.
Upon reading the first message she immedietly fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room saw his mother and saw on the computer
screen :
To : My Loving Wife
From : Your Departed Husband
Subject : I've arrived!
I've arrived and have checked in. I've taken care to see that everything
has been prepared for your safe arrival to this place tomorrow. Looking
forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as eventful as mine.
(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)
A man and his young wife were in divorce court for the custody of their children. The mother protested to the judge that since she was the one to have
brought the children into this world,she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted the custody of his children. Therefore, the judge asked for his justification.
After a very long silence, the man said, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does it belong to me or to the
vending machine?"
************************************************** ************************************************** ***********************
A couple from Delhi decided to go to Chennai for a long weekend. Because, both had jobs, they had difficulty co-ordinating their travel schedules. It
was decided that the husband would fly to Chennai on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband
checked into the hotel. Then he decided to send an e-mail back in Delhi. However, he accidentally left off one letter in another address, and send the e-mail
without realising his error.
In Mumbai, a widow had just returnedfrom her husband's funeral. The widow opened her e-mail expecting condolenc messages from relatives and friends.
Upon reading the first message she immedietly fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room saw his mother and saw on the computer
screen :
To : My Loving Wife
From : Your Departed Husband
Subject : I've arrived!
I've arrived and have checked in. I've taken care to see that everything
has been prepared for your safe arrival to this place tomorrow. Looking
forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as eventful as mine.
(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)
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