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  • #4426
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    5 year old boy :- I Love you Mom.
    Mom:- Awww ! I Love u Too.
    16 year Old Boy :- I Love you Mom.
    Mom :- Sorry ! I Have No Money.
    25 year Old Boy :- I Love you Mom.
    Mom :- Hmm...Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ?

    . . Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai.
    the Best is.. 35 yr old man : mom I love you.
    Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shadi mat karna.
    And the best of all is this one...
    45 yr old man : Mom I love you...
    Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi.
    Last edited by Traveller01; 06-24-2014, 04:50 PM.

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    • #4427
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      dont kill me aftr dis...😅


      Girl at a stationary store.
      Girl: I want a calculator.
      Shopkeeper: Casio?
      Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??

      Sent from my XT1033 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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      • #4428
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        "Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo, ke Safalta Shor Machade."



        Pregnancy is one of the example..... 😂😂😂

        Sent from my HTC One dual sim using xBhp Connect mobile app
        OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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        • #4429
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          Amazing English


          Sent from my GT-I9500 using xBhp Connect mobile app
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          • #4430
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            Terrible English by a non-english speaking Teacher:
            1) There is no wind in the football.
            2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
            3) You rotate the ground 4 times.
            4) You go and understand the tree.
            5) I'll give you clap on your cheeks.
            6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
            7) Close the window airforce is coming.
            8) I have two daughters and both are girls.
            9) Stand in a straight circle.
            10) Don stand in front of my back
            And the best one...
            11) Why Haircut not cut...?

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            • #4431
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              In pursuit of happiness.

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              A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

              Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
              My Ride To Sunderbans -               Hemnagar & Samsernagar
              Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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              • #4432
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                Depressing..

                Ride safe and have fun.
                Regards
                Nadeem

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                • #4433
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                  How History repeats itself...

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                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #4434
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                    In case if somebody has not yet seen , Watch "Vipul Goyal on Indian Dads (Hindi)" on YouTube - Vipul Goyal on Indian Dads (Hindi): http://youtu.be/7uq-s0dMLsE
                    Stories of the open road...........

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                    • #4435
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                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • #4436
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                        A boy's status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!!

                        Girl 1 comments: Great, when are you reaching?

                        Girl 2 comments: You were in Spain some days back.

                        Girl 3: Seems you are roaming in all Spanish speaking countries lately.

                        Boy: Spain & Mexico have been eliminated from the World Cup.

                        Girl 1: Stop lying, Spain and Mexico were never there in the World Cup. Atleast i do follow some Cricket.
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #4437
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                          • #4438
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                            CHINTU v/s BOSS

                            Chintu ko na milta tha aaram
                            Office main karta kaam hi kaam
                            Chintu ke boss bhi the bade cool
                            Promotion ko har baar jate the bhool
                            Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
                            Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
                            Chintu bhi bannah chahta tha..d best
                            Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
                            Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
                            Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami
                            Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
                            Bura hota gaya Chintu ka haal
                            Chintu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
                            Galti se Biwi ko woh Behenji kehta tha
                            Aakhir ek din Chintu ko samjh aaya
                            Aur chodh di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
                            Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
                            "Appraisal ke laddu se buddhu banate ho"
                            "Promotion doh warna chala jaunga"
                            "Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
                            Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
                            "Abhi aur bhi Chintus hai mere paas"
                            "Yeh duniya Chintuon se bhari hai"
                            "Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
                            "Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga"
                            "Tumhari tarah Ek aur Chintu banaunga"
                            "Never fall in love with ur company...bcs u never know when they stop loving you.."
                            I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                            • #4439
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                              Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi, happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.

                              Rahul said: "I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! I have done this before too.we can easily fool them. Deal ?"

                              Modi: "No, I am a Hindu Nationalist.I won't change my name I will stick with my name."They walked in.Maulavi asked who are you?

                              Rahul Gandhi: "My name is Mohamed."

                              Modi: "I'm Narendra Damodardas Modi."

                              Maulavi: "Modiji ko pani dijiye aur khana khilayiye aur Mohamed Miya, Ramazan Mubarak "
                              Last edited by Traveller01; 07-02-2014, 12:21 PM.

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                              • #4440
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                                Originally posted by Cleaner

                                Anybody wanna know how 3rd graders write the word "count"?
                                You might wanna post a shot here too - 22 Children’s Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes | Bored Panda
                                Extra Funny; some of'em!
                                BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
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