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  • #4456
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    A girl messages in whatsapp group:

    Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

    Other Girl in group replied: It will also become Windows-14.

    All guys left group.
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    • #4457
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      INSTALLING HUSBAND

      A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

      Dear Tech Support,

      Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

      In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

      What can I do?

      Reply:

      Dear Madam,

      First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

      Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2.
      Then, the system will automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
      However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

      Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise, a new virus Girlfried 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. So, be careful.
      In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

      We recommend: Cooking 3.0

      Good Luck Madam!

      Sent from my ST25i using Tapatalk 2

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      • #4458
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Height Of Work Pressure:

        An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See, Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        • #4459
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          We used to see bikes chained with gate/iron poll/even with other bikes from theft. Spotted this when going to Thiruthani-Lord Murugan temple.

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          Failure should never go to heart & success should never go to head,both makes a person to fall in life-Winston Churchill


          Yesterday is history.
          Tomorrow is a mystery.
          Today is a gift, That is why it is called \"Present\".

          Enjoy every moment.

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          • #4460
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            Originally posted by Cleaner

            Could anybody guess which bike is this?
            Looks like the warning sign from my Hero Puch
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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            • #4461
              Originally posted by Cleaner
              Traffic halted to a dead stop
              which place is this??

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              OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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              • #4462
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                Sent from my XT1033 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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                • #4463
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  GF (after a fight) - tell me those 3 magical words.

                  BF - galti meri thi.
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  • #4464
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    [omg]http://i.imgur.com/6scEx7J.png[/img]
                    I am back!

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                    • #4465
                      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                      Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                      My Ride To Sunderbans -                       Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                      Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                      • #4466
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy & the grandma shouts, "Degree! Put that toy back."

                        A woman who is also shopping hears this & asks, "Is that his name?"

                        The grandma replies,"Yes, I sent his mother to the University & this is what she brought back!"

                        Sent from my HUAWEI MT1-U06 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                        Last edited by @KinZ; 07-13-2014, 01:20 PM.
                        Live and Let Live >>>

                        Yamaha YBX* | Honda Unicorn* | Yamaha Fazer 125* | Suzuki GS 150 R* |                         Honda CBR 250* | Yamaha SZ-R | Interceptor 650 | Yamaha FZ 25 |
                        ------------------------------------------------
                        Fiat Uno* | Ford Escort* | Suzuki Wagon R*| Suzuki SX4

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                        • #4467
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by Cleaner
                          What is so funny in this?

                          Sent from my HUAWEI MT1-U06 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                          Live and Let Live >>>

                          Yamaha YBX* | Honda Unicorn* | Yamaha Fazer 125* | Suzuki GS 150 R* |                           Honda CBR 250* | Yamaha SZ-R | Interceptor 650 | Yamaha FZ 25 |
                          ------------------------------------------------
                          Fiat Uno* | Ford Escort* | Suzuki Wagon R*| Suzuki SX4

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                          • #4468
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                            I found this recently in a town while travelling on a road trip and i just could not-stop laughing when i read the "note"

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                            • #4469
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                              My school days

                              Sent from my XT1033 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                              Last edited by ryan.virgo; 07-13-2014, 03:36 PM.

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                              • #4470
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