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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by Cleaner
    I did not buy a Pulsar 220 kyon ki "Isme KICK nahi hain".
    Now that is something hilarious.

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      Hahaha..


      Ride safe and have fun.
      Regards
      Nadeem

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        Thought for the day:

        "In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male..."




        Cheers,
        Last edited by shv18; 08-09-2014, 05:52 PM.
        A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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          Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
          Salary day special:

          9.00 : *beep beep*..
          Msg received... salary credited to ur a/c



          Me:yipeeee..



          9.01 : *beep beep*
          Home EMI auto debited..



          9.02 : *beep beep*
          Car loan EMI auto debited..



          9.03 : *beep beep*
          Credit card bill auto debited..



          9.04 : *beep beep*
          Phone bill auto debited..



          9.05 : *beep beep*
          Electricity bill auto debited..



          9.06 : *beep beep*
          LIC EMI auto debited..



          9.07 : *beep beep*
          Medical insurance EMI debited..



          9.08 : *beep beep*
          Pls maintain minimum bal
          This one was the best.

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              A Medical Fact:

              At one point Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash. Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain. This condition is medically called King Fissure!!!
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                Originally posted by lockhrt999
                Yeah, god watches over men who go late to the work, take excuses and have unorganised life. S/He doesn't protect honest working folks (who were on time to the work) or more like give them fire hell when alive. S/He sounds to me as #1 dikhead.

                This being Hilarious posts' thread, I laugh at the concept of god and pray to the mankind that it should grow out of that redonkulousness, this ain't no more stone age.

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                Guys we open this thread to laugh! Its supposed to be hilarious you see!
                [MENTION=69523]Ankey[/MENTION]: buddy ur intention of posting that was good. BUT if you start off a philosophical/intellectual post its bound to get approvals/counter opinions. And that leads to a lot of 'non-hilarious' stuff. Let's keep this thread full of no-brainers and mindless crap that makes you laugh!!

                Now that's something 'on-topic'

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                  Santa - Dude. So Yesterday, I was in a restaurant and I really needed to pass gas.
                  Banta - And?
                  Santa - The Music was really loud, so I did it
                  Banta - And?
                  Santa - I realized I was listening to my iPod -_-


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                  Last edited by psr; 08-10-2014, 09:14 PM.
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                    Originally posted by Cleaner
                    WTF?
                    That is a Lamborghini COuntach Replica in Mumbai
                    Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      This is a thread meant for members to come and share hilarious images/anecdotes/happenings and make other members happy.

                      Of Late the thread is often becoming a place for Obscene content and personal attack....it could only result in the thread being closed.

                      Members decide what you want to happen to this thread...
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • Last edited by rreneav1987; 08-12-2014, 10:44 AM. Reason: Removed OT as intended post deleted
                        Splendor - 2k to 2006
                        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                        RayZ - 2015 til now
                        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                        Delhi to Narkanda
                        Delhi to Coimbatore
                        Delhi to Nepal

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Leave it guys.
                            ---------------------------------------

                            A mother took her little boy to church.
                            While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”


                            The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”


                            The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“


                            The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”

                            Ride safe and have fun.
                            Regards
                            Nadeem

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                              The Most Stupid Man On Earth


                              There was a flood in a village.


                              One man said to everyone, “I’ll stay! God will save me!”


                              The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said “Come on mate, get in!”


                              "No" replied the man. God will save me!


                              The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.


                              A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.”


                              No, God will save me!” he said


                              Eventually he died by drowning.


                              He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God “Why didn’t you save me?”


                              God replied, “For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!”
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                LOL

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