A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, wherea woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visitthe store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes ofthe men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,however, a catch . . you may choose any man from a particularfloor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the HusbandStore to find a husband. .On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework."Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, shegoes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Across the road was the Girlfriend store with the same 6 floors . Floor 1 - These are girls with b**bs.The remaining floors were never visited.

*big* personally I prefer Sonam Kapoor to Ayesha Takia, not because I like small ones but because I can fit her on my Duke

Didn't you have a Pulsar?