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    Listen to this smart fellow, eh?


    Saving banks not necessarily save the world...




    Common Sense : So rare that it's a super-power.


    England's love for tea:


    Native Americans displaced?





    Crazy over Apple :

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      ^^ Great stuff Freak. After a long time seeing some intelligent jokes on this thread
      Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

      Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city

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        That is some wishes for the new year

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          Pirates are often smarter, one step ahead?


          How about some honey/syrup for your pancakes(open Dosas)?
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          Rich kids' success is ????: so are celebrities' kids.


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            Behind Every Angry Women There Is A man who has no idea what he did Wrong again !!
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              A guy went to China on a tour and fell in love with a Chinese woman.
              Unfortunately, without any symptoms , she died one day.

              The person's friend comes forward to convince this guy and says
              - Just forget it yaar, Chinese items doesnt come with a guarantee.
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                Murphy's First Law for Wives.
                If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.


                Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation.
                The less important you are to the corporation, the more your
                tardiness or absence is noticed.


                The Salary Axiom.
                The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.


                Miller's Law of Insurance.
                Insurance covers everything except what happens.


                First Law of Living.
                As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.


                Weiner's Law of Libraries.
                There are no answers, only cross-references.


                Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness.
                Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.


                The Grocery Bag Law.
                The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.


                Lampner's Law of Employment.
                When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot !
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                  Some from my end!

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                  A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                  Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                  My Ride To Sunderbans -
                  Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                  Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                      Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                        Son: Dad , we are planning to have a small get-together at school tomorrow.
                        Dad: Hmmm, Get-together, how small

                        Son: You, me and Principal

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                        What is the best example for a life-time opportunity

                        A mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek
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                          Splendor Max100 XL lol
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                          Bikes owned: HeroHonda splendor 1998, Honda Dream Neo 2013
                          Honda is HONDA da
                          DIY:
                          Carburetor cleaning Dream Neo
                          Fuel line cleaning Dream Neo
                          Valve clearance Dream Neo
                          Oil strainer cleaning Dream neo
                          Air filter replacement of Dream neo

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                            Should b named like 'Splendunazuki'... 😝😝


                            Sent from my SM-G7102 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                            Originality is the art of hiding your sources...

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                              Facebook fever, gone beyond control


                              One man posted in his FB timeline...


                              Going to sleep on Terrace tonight. 17 mosquitoes liked it.
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                                Some more from my end!

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                                A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                                Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                                My Ride To Sunderbans -
                                Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                                Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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