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To
My Managers,
I'm not feeling safe in India.
Please send me onsite to any foreign country.
Awesome reply from manager,
I just came to know we have open positions in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan , Bangladesh, Iran, Egypt, turkey, all over Africa. Kindly initiate your VISA process for the same.
Employee: Sir, I have lost my passport.The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Sounds like a company that offers services to extremists.Originally posted by devils_friend View Post~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Join https://www.hattrick.org/ to manage a virtual football club from India. Nearly 300,000 managers from 128 countries fighting to make their mark.Comment
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Thought of sharing!
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
My Ride To Sunderbans - Hemnagar & Samsernagar
Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling
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Customer goes to Pharmacy to by pills...
Customer: I need depression pills, My whole life has be torrid
Pharmacist: Sir, please understand, you need to get a proper medical prescription from a doctor,
Just by showing your wife photo and marriage certificate is not enough.......R15S - Current
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Source: https://www.facebook.com/KTEBMADS/ph...type=3&theater
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That's only a page from the whole story.Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Join https://www.hattrick.org/ to manage a virtual football club from India. Nearly 300,000 managers from 128 countries fighting to make their mark.Comment
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Originally posted by Freak inExile View Post
Bhai, joke thread ko joke thread hi rehne de. Lets not make it a debate thread.Comment
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I was talking to a Chinese physician and after knowing my occupation he advised:
"You must exercise more.
Don't buy drinks from stalls or drink beer. Stay away from red wine especially. Drink more plain water. Don't drive when going out. Take public transport or walk. Don't eat out. Eat less meat especially seafood. Keep to vegetarian diet if possible."
I nodded and asked, "May I know what's wrong with me?"
He answered "your salary is too low!"The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged
Patient :
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
This is called...
- Positive Thinking..
😄😄😄
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
Now this is called positive attitude.. 👍👍
Self Confidence at its Peak👉
A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
😂The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Well, time to write Oxygen new wayAttached FilesThe real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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A wife's note to Husband:
I am going out for Dinner with my college friends,
You dinner is in the receipe book, page number 140,
Ingredients are all available just a km away in Reliance Fresh
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Newly married man, puts up a notice in front of his residence
For SALE, Computer and Encyclopedia both in immaculate condition,
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married Yesterday, WIfe knows everything
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Wife to Husband:
Darling, Lets enjoy our saturday and Sunday
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1. Children are seeing the match without ticket!! Is that justice.
(I mean giving something which they don't deserve).
2. Equality will be always justice if you break that wall.
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1. Children are seeing the match without ticket!! Is that justice. (I mean giving something which they don't deserve).
2. Equality will be always justice if you break that wall.
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Wife: Why are you home so early
Husband: Boss asked me to rot in Hell
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Boss: How is your headache now?
Husband: She is out of town
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No Man can ever be satisfied with the following 4 things
1. Bike/Car
2. Mobile
3. TV
4. Wife
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