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  • #5326
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    In our heads, we have already won the IPL - K L Rahul

    http://www.espncricinfo.com/indian-premier-league-2016/content/story/1020233.html1


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    "Necessary permissions for the roadshow, which will start on Monday morning from the Ritz Carlton Hotel, have been taken. The procession will go via MG Road to Chinnaswamy stadium. This will culminate in a grand ceremony at the stadium with a music concert by Raghu Dixit," a KSCA source told BM.
    "This time also we have chosen the same lucky bus for Virat and company. The bus is being readied and we are decorating it to suit RCB and Virat Kohli," an RCB official in-charge of the special arrangements told BM.


    Virat Kohli and co will ride an open BMTC bus if RCB wins IPL final
    http://www.thenewsminute.com/article/virat-kohli-and-co-will-ride-open-bmtc-bus-if-rcb-wins-ipl-final-44019
    As Royal Challengers Bangalore look for their first ever IPL trophy in the grand finale to be played at their home turf later on Sunday, the plans for their victory march are already on the way. Bangalore Mirror reports that an open bus which is essential for these occasions will be a BMTC-bus only similar to that of the country’s triumph in 2008 U-19 World Cup. Incidentally, that team was also led by the present Indian Test captain and RCB skipper Virat Kohli. BM reported that the victorious U-19 team undertook a 10-km victory lap in the city and keen to repeat the performance.
    Last edited by HyperRetard; 05-30-2016, 01:54 AM.

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    • #5327
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      An*Arab*falls in love with a*Gujarati*girl and decides to meet her father.

      Arab*: Your daughter is beautiful and I love her. If you* let me marry her I will give u gold equal to her weight.

      Gujrati: I need time.

      Arab*: To think?

      Gujrati*: No no...to increase her weight.
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • #5328
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Creative hmmmm!
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        • #5329
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          ABS explained
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          • #5330
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Baba ki jai
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            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #5331
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              His Father was killed when he was a kid
              He inherited a big empire
              He was unable to manage it
              He left without informing anyone
              He is currently at a secret location
              He will come back with special powers and a new personality
              Rahul Gandhi is Batman!
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              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
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              Delhi to Narkanda
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              • #5332
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                His Father was killed when he was a kid
                He inherited a big empire
                He was unable to manage it
                He left without informing anyone
                He is currently at a secret location
                He will come back with special powers and a new personality
                Rahul Gandhi is Batman!
                Ha ha ha, lets dig a bit deeper.


                Digvijay Singh - Gordon.

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                Kejriwal - Bane

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                Modi - Two face

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                Rahul baba - aailaa Batman!

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                Subbu Swamy - Joker

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                All credit to the original artists. Source - If Rahul Gandhi was Batman, who would Arvind Kejriwal and Narendra Modi be? | Latest News & Gossip on Popular Trends at India.com
                Last edited by Divya Sharan; 07-14-2016, 11:47 AM.
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                • #5333
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  In a biology examination, the professor showed the student the legs of a bird and questioned the student


                  Professor - Name this bird
                  Student - I dont know sir


                  Professor - You have failed me


                  Student - Now, you see her legs and tell her name.
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                  • #5334
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Who's fault is it?

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                    Stop moving his stuff

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                    2nd one is on cards?

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                    No, he was on fire!

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                    push him already!

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                    and yet you lived to tell the story?!

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                    If you think so then it should be!

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                    some tortures aren't that obvious!
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                    • #5335
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                      this is what i get when i try to access Triumph web-site from Office PC. Funny Proxy server
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                      • #5336
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        First olympic sailing result just in. England have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat !!!!
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #5337
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by frankpilli View Post
                          this is what i get when i try to access Triumph web-site from Office PC. Funny Proxy server
                          Non-AI Machines Don't Lie (it must be the Humans who programmed them)

                          Motorcycles :


                          Women's Inner-wears: Triumph
                          Last edited by Freak inExile; 08-05-2016, 12:40 PM.
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                          • #5338
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            A boy was selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he was yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
                            A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"
                            The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam."
                            The pastor buys a couple of fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish.
                            The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way."
                            He explains to her why they are dam fish.
                            Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.
                            Son responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
                            I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                            • #5339
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Survey results on Friendship are out now:

                              1- 88% wives hate their
                              husband's friends..

                              2- 98% husbands love their
                              wife's friends...

                              Men r so much kinder n open minded.
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • #5340
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                And the chain will be taka tak after servicing 😂
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                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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