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  • #5176
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    Roadog(Creativity misplaced?)


    Created by a man named Wild Bill Gelbke, the Roadog at 17 feet long and over 3000 lbs is the largest motorcycle ever built. Wild Bill actually managed to sell a handful of them to some evidently insane customers.


    Is this what they mean when they say "tame the beast" :

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    Join https://www.hattrick.org/ to manage a virtual football club from India. Nearly 300,000 managers from 128 countries fighting to make their mark.

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    • #5177
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      Cooking with Michael Bay!
      I am back!

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      • #5178
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        Can't deny

        Sent from my LG-D802 using Tapatalk
        Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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        • #5179
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          WITNESS ME! sprays chrome on the mouth

          I am back!

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          • #5180
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            A wonderful gesture from a good samaritan:
            Returns the onion found to the rightful owner. City police commissioner has decided to award him.
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            Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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            • #5181
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              Q: Why are Hero Motocorp sales executives not very successful?
              A: They often mix business with "Pleasure"

              Q: Why are Hero Motocorp engineers very successful?
              A: Their work is their "Passion"
              Riding a bike is like flying.... All your senses are alive...

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              • #5182
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                Originally posted by rachitsharma2000 View Post
                Q: Why are Hero Motocorp sales executives not very successful?
                A: They often mix business with "Pleasure"

                Q: Why are Hero Motocorp engineers very successful?
                A: Their work is their "Passion"
                Its the reverse I guess. Engineers arnt very successfull but Sales team are.... ��
                HH Dawn - TVS Star City - Yamaha Gladiator - TVS RTR 180 - Honda CBR 250R - Yamaha R3

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                • #5183
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                  Moms are the best!

                  Sent from my LG-D802 using Tapatalk
                  Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                  • #5184
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                    Incredible India
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                    Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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                    • #5185
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                      Click image for larger version Name: 3.jpg Views: 1 Size: 48.7 KB ID: 1918907Click image for larger version Name: IMG-20150818-WA0001.jpg Views: 1 Size: 81.7 KB ID: 1918908

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                      • #5186
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                        A woman goes to a doctor and explains: "Doctor whole day I am fine, but when I get up in the morning I get these random black lines all over my thighs"

                        After full examination doctor asks her :
                        "What does you husband do?"

                        Woman: "He is a Carpenter"

                        Doctor : "So ask him to remove the pencils from his ears at night "
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #5187
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                          Why blood, ah same blood.

                          Sent From My Phone Using Internet.
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                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • #5188
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                            School teacher sent a note back home...
                            Your son is an obedient student and spends lot of time with girls

                            Next day, Mother at home sends a note back to the teacher..
                            Please advice a solution, Father also has the same problem
                            R15S - Current
                            Honda Dio - Current
                            TNT 600i - Sold
                            Classic 500 - Sold
                            Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                            Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                            • #5189
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                              Wut?
                              I am back!

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                              • #5190
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                                😁
                                Last edited by jRay; 09-05-2015, 12:55 AM.
                                Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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