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  • #5191
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    Cant decide whether to facepalm or hi5

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    • #5192
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      Dedicated to all married seniors, soon to be married including yours truly
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      Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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      • #5193
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        When dad says "borya bistar utha aur nikal ja is ghar se"


        Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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        • #5194
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          Let's talk IKEA

          In-Store Ikea Reviews - Album on Imgur
          I am back!

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          • #5195
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            This s really killer one..... A professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
            The rat was in the middle of the cage.
            Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side.
            The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
            Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread.
            The male rat ran towards the bread.
            This experiment went... on with the professor changing the food every time.
            And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
            Professor said:
            This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

            Suddenly, one of the students from the back rows said:-
            "Sir, why don't you change the female rat....?

            She may be his wife!!"😂😂😂


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            Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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            • #5196
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              It rained in Hyderabad, and then, this happened.

              Source: The Hindu
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              Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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              • #5197
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                Why they hesitate to serve alcohol 🍺for Indians in-flight?

                In an Aeroplane, after a series of 4-5 heavy drinks:

                British : I will sleep now.
                American : I want to work on internet.
                German : I will watch movies now.
                Chinese : I will listen to music now.

                Indian : I will go fly the plane now..

                😂😂😂

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                Last edited by sharathchandra; 09-13-2015, 02:38 AM.
                Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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                • #5198
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by sharathchandra View Post
                  In an Aeroplane, after a series of 4-5 heavy drinks:

                  British : I will sleep now.
                  American : I want to work on internet.
                  German : I will watch movies now.
                  Chinese : I will listen to music now.

                  Indian : I will go fly the plane now..
                  I don't get these stereotypes... somebody explain please.
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                  • #5199
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                    Originally posted by Freak inExile View Post
                    I don't get these stereotypes... somebody explain please.
                    actually all other says some acceptable activities but indian guy willing to be a pilot... [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13]

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                    • #5200
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                      Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or Internet?

                      Smart student - i've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters...

                      Teacher: Wink, wink.

                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                      • #5201
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                        Originally posted by Freak inExile View Post
                        I don't get these stereotypes... somebody explain please.
                        We are not trying to stereotype people based on their nationality, it is just a hilarious proposition showing the daring/adventurous side of Indian's after downing a glass or two. You might have come across friend's who have secret crushes, during normal times they won't even dare to try talking with the girl but under the influence of alcohol say, "am going to talk to her parent's tomorrow, will declare my love" and such silly banters.

                        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                        Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or Internet?

                        Smart student - i've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters...

                        Teacher: Wink, wink.

                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Yeah, I can relate to this, my grandfather just stopped short of making his own cricket team



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                        Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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                        • #5202
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                          Lathi charge in mumbai.
                          Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                          • #5203
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                            • #5204
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                              Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                              • #5205
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                                Originally posted by jRay View Post
                                Add one more line,

                                Watched by - Gurmeet ram rahim.

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