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Only two people care about you the most...
1. Your MOM
2. People who shout "BHAI SIDE STAND"

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Some old but good ones....

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1) After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG ? So he created Arnab Goswami.

2)Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.

3) If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group building.

3)Arnab Goswami is inversly proportional to Manmohan Singh

4)If you find Arnab Goswami's pic with his mouth closed, then that camera has a very good shutter speed.

5) Arnab Goswami is fluent in English & weak in grammer becoz he does not use full stop or comma.

6) From the moon you can see the great wall of china and hear Arnab Goswami shouting "The nation wants to know".

7) Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from newshour could weaken the structure and intercept signals.

8) When Arnab Goswami says "I will speak now" , everyone looks puzzled , wondering who was speaking till now.

9)Whats the similarity between Arnab Goswami & google? Both interrupt you before you complete the sentence.

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In an interview, the interviewer asks the candidate a question

- How do you see a Lesbian relationship in our country

Apparently the guy was kicked out this answer....

He said 'in Full HD'.

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Power of Chinese Mobiles....

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Gautam Gambhir's Bat broke playing for KKR in IPL8.....Why ?..

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A honest prayer from a husband:

"Dear God, with all my love and devotion to you...

You gave me Childhood,
You took it away from me....

You gave me youth,
You took that away from me too..

You gave me a wife.............
Its been years now...... Just reminding you...."



A very famous slogan on a man's T shirt:

" Please do not disturb me... I am married and already very DISTURBED!!"



Cheers,

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A Satellite was launched by Pakistan and the news channel over there reports, Pakistani satellite Ah-Habab finds Sharks and water in the moon

BBC reports, A pakistani satellite Al-Habab which was launched earlier today, was found in the Arabian Sea

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Beat the heat

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Time to get famous

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A student spent one full day playing candy crush, temple run, subway surfer and other android games. Yet his parents at regular intervals gave him glucose, water, refreshments and kept encouraging. What's the mystery?
































It is Sports day at


IIN....

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What makes us truly an Indian - Part II

- When shampoo bottle seems to get over, we pour water in it and shake it well and use it for another bath or two

- We will buy Broccoli and Avocados for 500 rs and still ask Corriander / curry leaves for free

- We shall beat the s**t out of our remote if it doesnt work, never bothered to check the battery has life in it or not

- We wont have breakfast as we have been invited for a lunch buffet that day

- We ask for extra Oregano seasoning from dominos guy so that I can add them to my maggi.

- We worry about the price of Gold without having any intention of buying a gram of it.

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Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that, "This conversation will be recorded for Internal Training and Quality purpose, and can Be used against you even after 30 years."