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  • #4966
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    How not to get your A$$ kicked by a police officer.. Chris Rock at his best:




    Cheers,
    A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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    • #4967
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

      Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
      My Ride To Sunderbans -       Hemnagar & Samsernagar
      Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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      • #4968
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        Counter Strike guys be like
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        So true
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        Lol
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        Everytime......
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        Sums up really well for me
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        Teacher trolled XD
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        Forever alone guy's problem
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        Troll level-EXPERT
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        Even CURIOSITY rover might not have shown this much of curiosity
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        Revenge
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        Damn.. hehe
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        THAT difference
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        i-Troll
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        Lol
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        LMAO
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        True that
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        So true
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        Troll level-Master
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        XD
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        ElemeLol
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        I did this everyday in college
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        Doctor world problems
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        Drinker's problem
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        Nailed it
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        So much of Gyan
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        • #4969
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Now that's smart!!



          Cheers,
          A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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          • #4970
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            I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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            • #4971
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              A reporter visit a mental asylum. He sees a patient with torn-up clothes and sees him running around and shouting 'Shabnam Shabnam'. The reporter asks the caretaker there and he explains, this guy loved a girl named Shabnam and she left him for someone else and this poor fellow became like this. The reporter feels sorry and moves on

              Next building he meets another patient who again with torn-up clothes and sees him running and shouting 'Shabnam Shabnam'. The reporter was surprised to see another person like this and asks the caretaker again, now what happened to this guy, The caretaker explains, This poor fellow married a girl named Shabnam and he became like this.
              R15S - Current
              Honda Dio - Current
              TNT 600i - Sold
              Classic 500 - Sold
              Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
              Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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              • #4972
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                I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                • #4973
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  I am back!

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                  • #4974
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by Cleaner View Post

                    OT:
                    Buddy, Do let us know your medical expense incurred, we'll definitely help you as much as we can from us all. @Divya Sharan and [MENTION=23793]mod[/MENTION]s, Hope its ok to keep this OT here.

                    ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

                    A sales person knocks on the door and a lady answers the door. Before the lady could speak up, the sales person enters the house and pours a bag full of cow dung on the carpet and says,

                    Sales guy: Madam, If i dont clean this s**t within the next 3 minutes with the new vaccum cleaner here which I am planning to sell it to you, I will eat this all by myself
                    Lady: Ok Sir, What do you want for the sides or dip, chilly sauce or fries
                    Slaes Man: I dont understand what you are talking about
                    Lady: Oye, There is no electricity in the house

                    Moral: Dont be oversmart, understand your requirement and then committ for anything
                    Last edited by TheArcher84; 02-20-2015, 04:05 PM.
                    R15S - Current
                    Honda Dio - Current
                    TNT 600i - Sold
                    Classic 500 - Sold
                    Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                    Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                    • #4975
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...
                      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                      Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                      My Ride To Sunderbans -                       Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                      Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                      • #4976
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                        I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                        • #4977
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                          Wife to Husband: I wish i was your news paper, So that you would touch me first thing in the morning and I can be with you
                          Husband to wife : I wish the same, so that I can have a new one every day
                          R15S - Current
                          Honda Dio - Current
                          TNT 600i - Sold
                          Classic 500 - Sold
                          Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                          Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                          • #4978
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                            Damn true

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                            Hell yeah

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                            Sent from a phone that is Smart!!
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            • #4979
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?'
                              Me: 'What kind of font is this?'
                              A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                              Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                              My Ride To Sunderbans -                               Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                              Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                              • #4980
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                                So true
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                                Lol
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                                Heard that he has been hospitalized after his wife gave a friendly pat on the fingers when he was typing this post
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