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  • #5116
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
    Way to go for that Price

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    For God's sake women we can have a Rc390 in that price and be happy for next 5 years. And you will be bored by this purse in 5 months stating it has gone out of the fashion.
    Last edited by Anuj_Gupta; 05-24-2015, 09:29 PM.

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    • #5117
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      IPL 2015:

      Runners up - 10 crores

      Winners - 15 crores

      Yuvraj Singh - 16 crores
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      • #5118
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Girls will be girls..!!

        Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend:

        "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you will find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW. Get out of the lift, you will find my flat on left. Hit the doorbell with your Elbow & I get the door for you."

        Boyfriend says, "Dear, that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?"

        Girlfriend, "OMG! Are you coming empty handed?"

        Boyfriend speechless.
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        • #5119
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Don't go empty handed, "You go to women? Do not forget the whip!" It's not me, it's Nietzsche.

          Kenyan lawyer offers Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats to marry his daughter Malia - African Spotlight

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          Don't go empty handed, "You go to women? Do not forget the whip!" It's not me, it's Nietzsche.

          http://africanspotlight.com/2015/05/23/kenyan-lawyer-offers-obama-50-cows-70-sheep-30-goats-to-marry-his-daughter-malia/
          I am back!

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          • #5120
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            Chinese manufacturer "Hero Motors", launches "Splander" in Pakistan!! WOW!!

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            • #5121
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              An Insight into a Married man's ...head..

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              If only this was true.....

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              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #5122
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                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #5123
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Boss and his subordinate drinking together after office.

                  Boss: Wht are our estimated profits after 2 quarters, can we have a glance?

                  Drunk Employee: Sir, after 2 quarters no glance, only nagin dance.
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  • #5124
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                    • #5125
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                      Check this discussion on Facebook... Epic Reply:->

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                      Brotherhood, Rules, Freedom. Xbhp.
                      Indian riding = Alertness, Anticipation and Adjustment.

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                      • #5126
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        How to transform a Rajdoot 175 to Enfield 350 cruiser?

                        Join IIN
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                        Last edited by frankpilli; 06-07-2015, 02:29 PM.
                        Biker of the Year -2013

                        1987 Yamaha RD-350-B
                        2009 Pulsar 220 DTS-Fi
                        2017 aprilia SR 150

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                        • #5127
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          funnier part is from a decent looking rajdoot it converted into a ugly shitty mototrcycle..
                          "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

                          RE Bullet 1977 - Current
                          RX-100 1995 - Current
                          CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
                          Activa 2004 - Current
                          CBR 250R 2012 - Current
                          Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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                          • #5128
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by frankpilli View Post
                            How to transform a Rajdoot 175 to Enfield 350 cruiser?

                            Join IIN
                            Don't know how, but it seems he managed to change even the engine into a V-twin!
                            I guess he sold the Rajdoot on OLX using IIN and then bought a new bike from the same source.
                            The sense of freedom these two wheels give can never be matched by anything else...

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                            • #5129
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Modification rating: wtf/10


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                              • #5130
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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