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  • #5266
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    Me and my friend were having a stroll in the evening after dinner when he suddenly caught my collar and shouted "yo man, Puma has entered automobile segment, just look at dat car!".
    Me, equally shocked, turned around just in time to see a jaguar vanish around a corner!
    ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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    • #5267
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      Two women got into a bus and started to fight for a vacant seat ....

      Seeing this, the conductor came fast approaching them and enquired what the problem was.

      The ladies responded as who should take this vacant seat. The conductor wisely gave a suggestion knowing they wont accept anything else

      he suggested, the eldest one can take the seat...

      the ladies stared at each other and stood throughout the journey.
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      • #5268
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        Foreigner: Which is the most famous Adventure Sports in India?

        Indian Man: Arranged Marriage
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        • #5269
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          Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.

          Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?

          Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!

          Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?

          Husband :"Simran"!!

          Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?

          Husband :*98

          Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?

          Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...

          But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?

          Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "


          "Pin drop Silence"

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          • #5270
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            Originally posted by adithya.mv View Post
            Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.

            Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?

            Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!

            Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?

            Husband :"Simran"!!

            Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?

            Husband :*98

            Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?

            Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...

            But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?

            Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "


            "Pin drop Silence"
            I don't think this is possible in real life. In most cases the husband wouldn't have survived past midnight
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            • #5271
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by adithya.mv View Post
              Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.

              Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?

              Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!

              Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?

              Husband :"Simran"!!

              Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?

              Husband :*98

              Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?

              Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...

              But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?

              Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "


              "Pin drop Silence"


              hi brother,


              That's a good one.

              I think husband could have asked her :- how many gifts have you given me till date ?
              Would love to see the wife's reaction then.

              By the way, I absoleutly loved SONAM in those movies. One of the most gorgeous and sexiest heroines ever. Very good dancer as well.


              CHEERS.....

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              • #5272
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by adithya.mv View Post
                Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.

                Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?


                Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?

                Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ..................

                But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?

                Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "


                "Pin drop Silence"
                Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
                I don't think this is possible in real life. In most cases the husband wouldn't have survived past midnight
                Originally posted by portedyammie View Post
                hi brother,


                That's a good one.

                I think husband could have asked her :- how many gifts have you given me till date ?
                Would love to see the wife's reaction then.

                By the way, I absoleutly loved SONAM in those movies. One of the most gorgeous and sexiest heroines ever. Very good dancer as well.


                CHEERS.....
                ROFL........EPIC Posts and replies....
                The moment Husband replied to the time frame of "Kavitha" moving in...he would have been shredded to pieces....which Explains, " Pin Drop Silence "..
                Last edited by psr; 11-26-2015, 11:38 AM.
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                • #5273
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                  Chess is a game that tells life in a small sized box.

                  King has to take one step at a time, Whereas a Queen can do whatever she wants and go wherever she wants to.
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                  • #5274
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                    Couldn't find a video thread so here goes



                    ( Worst car show ever )




                    PS: Please move to appropriate section if posted in wrong thread.
                    Last edited by The Monk; 11-29-2015, 01:23 PM. Reason: Video Format settled in post
                    Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                    • #5275
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                      Two policemen call the station on their radio.
                      "Hello Sir we have a case here, A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped."
                      "Have you arrested the woman?"
                      "No sir. The floor is still wet."

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                      • #5276
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                        1980s Jeep ad.
                        I am back!

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                        • #5277
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                          I know blog posts don't need to be here... But I tried to type in a mixed (funny+serious) blog post here:-

                          xBhp.com : The Global Indian Biking Community
                          http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/blogs/samarth-619/76-judgment-fanboys.html


                          You can comment on that blog post itself...
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                          • #5278
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                            Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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                            • #5279
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                              Dogs will be the best gift you can give to your kids!

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                              • #5280
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by shelton_jh View Post
                                Dogs will be the best gift you can give to your kids!
                                I have a Labra, and this goes so true. Be it kid or old, they are just awesome
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