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Looks like Bajaj chose a very interesting partner..

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Truth be told!

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My boss installed WhatsApp and texted me "oye jokes bhej"

I replied "sir pehle ye batao mera increment kab
hoga" ??

Boss replied : "Mast tha !! aur bhej" ...

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It's as simple as that!

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Rahul Gandhi, dukandaar se :Printer ka paper dena.

Dukandaar : A4?

Rahul : A for Apple. Tu paper de jaldi!

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic. The beer was excellent. And the food was exceptional. But they were still a bit homesick
“Ach,” said the Scotsman. “I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he will buy the fifth drink for you.”
“Well,” said the Englishman, “At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your third drink after you buy the first two.”
“Ahhh, that's nuthin,’” said the Irishman. “Back home in Dublin there's Ryan’s Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink. Then another, all the drinks you like. When you’ve had enough to drink they’ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house!”
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman”s claims, but he swears that every word is true.
“Well,” said the Englishman, “Did this actually happen to you?”
“Not myself personally no,” replied the Irishman, “But it did happen to my sister.”

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Crazy things people write on their vehicles!!

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Businessman on HOTSEAT......

Amitabh Bachchan: Phone-A-Friend se aap kisko phone lagayenge? (Whom would you like to call using Phone-A-Friend?)

BM: Raman ko...

Amitabh Bachchan : Accha..! Tho Raman apke dost hai? (Nice! So this Raman is your close friend?)

BM: Nahi sir, payment leni hai. Mera phone nahi utha raha - Shayad aapka utha le tho? (No, Sir. Needed to get my payment. Doesn’t pick my call, maybe he may pick yours?)

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"Hi Sweety, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” A voice on the other end answers: “No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.

After a brief pause daddy says “but honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.”

Brief pause “Oh okay then, this is what I want you to do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”
"Ok daddy just a minute.”

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “Done it daddy.” "What happened, honey?”

“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.”

“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.
”He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he is dead.”

Really long pause this time…

Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Holy shit! But we don’t have a swimming pool!
Is this 486-5731?”
“No, this is 486-5713.”
"Oops, Sorry! Wrong number!"

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Once I met an Astrologer who then predicted my future, quoted, I am bound to do great things.

As per his prediction, I moved from XS,S,M,L, XL, XXL , now in XXXL. I then restricted myself not to do anymore bigger things.