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  • #5341
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by tpsan View Post
    ABS explained
    ABS oe is further , non ABS is covered less distance , true everywhere

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    • #5342
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Reporter - Do you know Amitabh Bachchan?

      Foreigner - No.

      Reporter - Have you seen Suryavansham on SET MAX?

      Foreigner - Are you talking about Hira Thakur?
      I am big fan of him 😂😂😂

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      • #5343
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...



        Well, Education must these days? Below is one good reason!

        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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        • #5344
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Usually when a person dies,
          his SPIRIT leaves and his BODY is left behind.

          But a unique phenomenon happened in India.

          Vijay Mallya's BODY has left India and his SPIRITS are left behind !!!
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • #5345
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he is working on: Hydro chemical treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a restricted atmosphere.

            I was impressed. On further enquiring, I learnt that, he was washing dishes under his wife's supervision.
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #5346
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              5 year old Kid, reads the story of Caligua Caesar and tell his mom


              Son: Mom, I want a wife for everything I do, One for bathing me, One for feeding, one for dressing me ..so on
              Mom: And one will put you to sleep


              Son: No, I want you, I want to hug and sleep near you
              Mom: Oh gosh, Then what will your wifes do, wont they miss you


              Son: Let Daddy have them...

              Dad: You are the best son I ever had
              Mom:

              ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

              A man dies and goes to Heaven and sees a wall full of Clocks


              He innocently asks the angel - What are all these clocks for


              Angel replies - These are lie clocks, every lie a person says, it moves one click.


              Man asks - Whose is this, it looks like it hasn't moved even once


              Angel replies - That clock belongs to Swami Vivekananda, hence it has not moved even a single click ever since we put on the wall.


              Man asks - Then where is Rahul gandhi's clock and Modi ji's clock.


              Angel replies - They are used as Table fan and ceiling fan on our desk and our office room
              R15S - Current
              Honda Dio - Current
              TNT 600i - Sold
              Classic 500 - Sold
              Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
              Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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              • #5347
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                True bravery is to arrive home fully drunk.after a latenight out & wife waiting with a jhadu and you ask: Hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho?

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                • #5348
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  A man was invited to a wedding.

                  Wen he reached to the hotel, he found two doors written

                  1. Bride relatives
                  2. groom relatives

                  He entered the groom door n found two doors

                  1. Ladies
                  2. Men

                  He entered men door n found two doors

                  1. People with gifts
                  2. People without gifts

                  He entered the second door
                  ( people without gifts ) He found himself out side of the hotel.
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  • #5349
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Sign Board outside AIR INDIA plane:

                    Welcome to Warm & Motherly Treatment with us.

                    Warm because AC is not working.

                    and

                    Motherly because all Air hostess are above 50....!!
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • #5350
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

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                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • #5351
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That's where the bank is.

                        Let her feel what I felt when I was in school.
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #5352
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          He : _typing..._
                          She : I have a boyfriend
                          He : Hi (sent from iPhone 7)
                          She : *had
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          • #5353
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That's where the bank is.

                            Let her feel what I felt when I was in school.
                            http://www.facebook.com/ateesh.kumar

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                            • #5354
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by Honda_CBF View Post
                              I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That's where the bank is.

                              Let her feel what I felt when I was in school.
                              Dane! This is a repeat :banghead:
                              http://www.facebook.com/ateesh.kumar

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                              • #5355
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                *Height of misunderstanding in a Chinese Call center:*
                                Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie
                                Wan?
                                Operator: Yes you can speak to me..
                                Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
                                Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can
                                speak to me. Who is this?
                                Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent
                                Operator: I know you are someone and you want to speak to anyone.
                                But what's the urgent matter about?
                                Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.
                                Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to hospital. Right
                                now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
                                Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
                                hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
                                Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
                                Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
                                Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name.
                                Operator: Oh...God..!!
                                http://www.facebook.com/ateesh.kumar

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