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  • #4591
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
    Or you can live with your mom.
    Ah! mom and dad, there are substitutes of everything in this world, but not of these two. As they say God couldn't come to earth with everyone, so he sent a clone of himself in mom and dad.
    Photo of my joy- http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/854067-post963.html-3.88 lac km cont....Ownership review of my joy- http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/832255-post608.html- slowly updating as and when getting time. HERO HONDA CBZ EXTREME(2011) - 47K KM AND COUNTINGhttp://www.xbhp.com/talkies/motorcyc...tml#post904152-carb tuning guide

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    • #4592
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      I spotted this lady today morning in Delhi, I think she took the rule very seriously of mentioning learning on your vehicle

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      An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.

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      • #4593
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        I am back!

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        • #4594
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          So true

          Ride safe and have fun.
          Regards
          Nadeem

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          • #4595
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Found this in my flats again..

            Not sure if you guys get the mistake

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            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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            • #4596
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Guys, a piece of non-moderator advice....
              Be very careful of the pics you post online, because if someone really doesn't like you, this might happen:- This Asian kid is the hero of Photoshop, see how his unmistakable face is being photoshopped:

              Here is the original pic, very old now, since 2006 or so:



              The fake edited pics:


















              The below one is classic. What an egoistic babe he's made out to be:-





























              Last edited by Samarth 619; 09-02-2014, 03:22 PM.
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              Brotherhood, Rules, Freedom. Xbhp.
              Indian riding = Alertness, Anticipation and Adjustment.

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              • #4597
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                • #4598
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

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                  Translation:

                  Please do not park your vehicles near the Ganpati Stage.

                  Vehicles found parked near the stage will be sold on OLX.
                  No Left, No Right...It's a SIMPLE BOTH HAND DRIVE

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                  • #4599
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Epic Divorced Husband
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                    Epic English Fail
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                    So True
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                    Lol
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                    Every Indian Kid faced this situation
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                    XD
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                    So Evil Kid
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                    True that
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                    I want to try this

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                    Damn so true
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                    El-Problem?
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                    Captcha gone wild
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                    Day by Day people on planet are turning weird

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                    Last edited by Anurag_; 08-31-2014, 11:26 AM.

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                      • #4601
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        What a combo!
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                        Kya idea sirjee!
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                        Juggad?
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                        Fullproof....
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                        A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

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                        • #4602
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                          Found this in my flats again..

                          Not sure if you guys get the mistake

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                          Err.. whats the mistake??
                          There is no happiness for him who does not travel!
                          The fortune of a man who is sitting, sits; it rises when he rises; it sleeps when he sleeps; it moves when he moves.
                          Therefore, Wander!
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                          • #4603
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by rusty_mechs View Post
                            Err.. whats the mistake??
                            Watchout the 3 +
                            "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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                            • #4604
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by rusty_mechs View Post
                              Err.. whats the mistake??
                              3+ to 10 years?? that is the mistake

                              it is either 3+ years or 3 to 10 years..
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                              • #4605
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                If you EVER feel that your wife is beautiful, has a great figure, is intelligent, gets things done on her own, drives a car well, has very little expectations, is not materialistic and loves you with crazy devotion. Please understand that, the Liquor you have consumed is of the best quality.
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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