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Me wantz!!!

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Height of prank call

📞😕Hello pooja hai...?

Nahi...

😆😆To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
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Height of irritating someone:"

Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..

Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

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✔Ek aur...

Heart melting love story:

Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?








Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
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✔Ek aur...

Dr:Kaise aana hua?

Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain

Dr: Sharab peete ho?

Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

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✔ Baslast..

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum

Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??


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One more Height of prank call.

📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up


After some time again
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up



And again
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up



And one more time
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
haan hai bol, kya chahiye



😆chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........

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Wife:How much do you love me
Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure.
Wife:No just tell me.
Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.
Wife:wow! dats so romantic.
Husbandsaying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards.........


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Please try to post in English or at least translate it .
Finding it difficult to read most of the post .
Hope future posts are in English

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Seems to be a sensible dawg!!



Cheers,

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A Drunkard was walking on the road with a Bottle of Whiskey tucked in his Pocket. A Car came from behind and brushed past him. He fell flat in the middle of the road.

Struggling to get up, he noticed his Pants were wet and dripping ..

He pleaded, "Oh Lord ! Please let it be Blood .."

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True Corporate Management:

Manager: Okay team, today we are going to play a game

When I say a Fruit, you run to the right side of the court, and when I say a Colour, you run to the left side of the court.

One who is wrong will not get the increment......Got it?

Team Members: Yes, Got it.

Manager: Okay.... Ready, Set...
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ORANGE!

Team Members:

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Irony of India...
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself...

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A Quote on Apple.com after the launch of their smart watch...

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I phone 6 Approx Rs.60k :banghead:

Bangkok return ticket: 21k

Stay:10k

Massage:3K

Shopping: 14k

Savings: 12K

Come back to India buy Micro max

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Thanks buddy. you opened my eyes

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Plan your trip soon bro

Cheerz!!

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