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  • #4651
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    May work as a good anti smoking campaign.. though one may have to carry a fire extinguisher at all times eh? :



    Cheers,
    A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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    • #4652
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      A big cute bug flew in...

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      Here's my cat sleeping like a baby...

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      Now when you add two cute things together this is what you get
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      New Brushed Titanium Theme For XBHP Forum (Full Dynamic Width With Depth Effects) For Your Chrome, Firefox & Opera.

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      • #4653
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Seriously

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        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        • #4654
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          There was a good old barber in Bangalore. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

          I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

          The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

          A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

          The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

          A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

          The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......
          A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.

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          • #4655
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            So true..

            Ride safe and have fun.
            Regards
            Nadeem

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            • #4656
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Here is latest joke!
              DD New reader pronounced Chinese PM 'Xi' Jinping as

              'Eleven' Jinping!

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              • #4657
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Lol! But sadly true!!!

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                A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                My Ride To Sunderbans -                 Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                • #4658
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Heights of modification.. I NOW PRESENT BEFORE YOU THE VERY BESHHHT MARUTI SWIFT 800!!




                  Shock and awe people.. shock and awe!!


                  Cheers,
                  A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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                  • #4659
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    that is a gread mod, but still not as great as the Indicasadar

                    I am back!

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                    • #4660
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
                      Boy: Ok!
                      Girl: Drinking too.
                      Boy: Ok!
                      Girl: N going to the night club too.
                      Boy:- Yes..
                      Girl:- What else can u leave??
                      Boy:- The idea of marrying You

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                      • #4661
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        This may be OT but worth a share.I salute the person who made this video. God Sent Me For You - Giving Rs 1000 Notes to Needy - [Share For Cause] - YouTube

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                        • #4662
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          To all the Rahul gandhi fans...

                          An innovative way to discourage credit/Loans in a groceries shop:




                          Translation: Until Rahul gandhi becomes a PM... NO CREDIT!!



                          Cheers,
                          A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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                          • #4663
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Both of them are wearing helmets

                            Ride safe and have fun.
                            Regards
                            Nadeem

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                            • #4664
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by Anurag_ View Post
                              This may be OT but worth a share.I salute the person who made this video. God Sent Me For You - Giving Rs 1000 Notes to Needy - [Share For Cause] - YouTube
                              Excellent message.....
                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #4665
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by Anurag_ View Post
                                This may be OT but worth a share.I salute the person who made this video. God Sent Me For You - Giving Rs 1000 Notes to Needy - [Share For Cause] - YouTube
                                Gud one bro

                                Sent from my LG-P500 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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