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Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui...


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Woh dono pure din raat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the.. .


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Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii... .


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uss raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola... . .


"Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karu... .


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Ladki sharmati hui boli...


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"Adle hafte dammu tatmir (jammu kashmir) tale... .


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MORAL:-😇Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha.


Whatsapp whatsapp whatsapp...


Bus dekh liya whats app ka natija...


Ab dao Dammu Tatmir...!!!

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Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.



1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.

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2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!

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3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

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4. Someone is always 'available'. How free Are you?????

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5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!

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6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service?

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7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function

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8. Someone is 'at d movies' for d past 6 weeks. Either he owns d theatre or sells popcorn there������

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REAL TENSION.....������Sardar & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids .. How wil u divide them?

Sardar had long discussion with sardarni & said"ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more"

����Joke doesn't end here ..9 months later.......They got twins��������

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On every monday morning.. :|

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Let's see if your vision is 20/20

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WTH he have ordered, which will take 2 years to deliver


Sent from my HM 1SW using xBhp Connect mobile app

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Maybe black money

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You have some serious amount of humor sense.

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Lol. Thanks bro :beer:

Cheerz!!

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My childhood days in concise below:





Cheers,

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Funny road signs.................



Now that's bad luck...............

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Not sure if this one repeated:

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And some more................

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A wife was reading travel nd tourism magazine.

wife to her husband: Shall we try Greece for our next honeymoon.

Hus: Hmm why? Whats wrong with coconut oil.

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Someone wrote:
"Understood Interstellar"
in their job application to ISRO..

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Twist in the tale

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hi !!!

Girl : what hap?

Boy : nothing.

Girl : no say what hap...u r soo sad

Boy : I will ask u something..u shld say the truth..will u?

Girl : ok ask

Boy : who is Rajesh loafer?.. He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates in FB. who is the dumb idiot?

Girl : Pls dont say anything about him.

Boy: ohh r u in love with him..?

Girl : why should i love him as you are here for me...

Boy : Then brother kind of relationship?

Girl : No no not like that.

Boy : Dont irritate me then who is he?

Girl : shall we talk something else

Boy : So you are hiding me something? You have that much close relationship with him...he is so much important to u ryt?

Girl : If i disclose the secret definitely u will scold me...

Boy : hey idiot tell me..dont test my tolerance..

Girl : Pls ya...

Boy : if u dont tell me i will break our relationship ryt now...

Girl : i will tell you. Then u shd not scold me ok??

Boy : oh ok...

Girl : Hmmm. That is my fake profile, if no one likes my dp i will like my pic through that login id and also myself post comments like cute,nice,hot,etc!!!!!