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A few more I got off of Facebook........................
A few more I got off of Facebook........................
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Even more rotis are now given to the poor husband.
Ride safe and have fun.
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Can you see?I am back!
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Once An ISIS member stopped the car of a christian couple, and asked them if they are Muslim or not?
The Christian man: I'm Muslim
ISIS member: If you are a Muslim then recite a verse of Quran
Christian man recited a verse from Bible
ISIS member: Yeah! that was right, you are allowed to go.
"What a risk u took! why did u tell him that we are Muslims? if he knew you are telling lie he would kill both of us" asked the wife when they got further.
"Do not worry! if they knew Quran they would not kill innocents" Answered the Husband.Comment
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Originally posted by Traveller01 View Post
Now that is both funny and accurate. Thumbs up to that.
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The pun continues....
When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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Someone took this too seriously!!Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
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Originally posted by vickks View Post
What's epic is the fact that he bought her a hundred i-phones and still got rejected.
Maybe she found a guy who bought her 200 i-phones.Comment
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Some from FB
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99 actually.Originally posted by Balgi View PostWhat's epic is the fact that he bought her a hundred i-phones and still got rejected.
Maybe she found a guy who bought her 200 i-phones.
The number of 99 problems jokes on this incident was too large.Comment
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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and
so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
My Ride To Sunderbans - Hemnagar & Samsernagar
Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling
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Been there, done that and shall continue for entire life.Originally posted by psr View PostComment
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Times of India; bringing various prospects together, flawlessly!I am back!
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Yeah, but those are primarily for kids you know!Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
Times of India; bringing various prospects together, flawlessly!
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I was having dinner with Vishwanathan Anand and there was a checked tablecloth on the table.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.Comment
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