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  • #4756
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
    I didnt get this! Why!
    [MENTION=41586]Divya Sharan[/MENTION] sir is right, because she hates her husband and now that she is rich, she no longer needs the husband or his money to support her life.
    I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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    • #4757
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by Ankey View Post
      @Divya Sharan sir is right, because she hates her husband and now that she is rich, she no longer needs the husband or his money to support her life.
      No sir please! I'm only 26.

      Sorry for the OT.
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      • #4758
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
        No sir please! I'm only 26.

        Sorry for the OT.
        Still, I'm 3 years younger to you, bhaiya .
        I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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        • #4759
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
          She's rich now and she just dumped her husband. He's not needed anymore!



          Originally posted by Ankey View Post
          @Divya Sharan sir is right, because she hates her husband and now that she is rich, she no longer needs the husband or his money to support her life.
          *bangs head* May God never make my wife win a lottery

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          Last edited by Deathmate.Zed; 11-05-2014, 09:55 PM.
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          • #4760
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
            No sir please! I'm only 26.

            Sorry for the OT.
            Originally posted by Ankey View Post
            Still, I'm 3 years younger to you, bhaiya .
            Oh My God ...We have Kids running this Thread.....
            Last edited by psr; 11-05-2014, 10:36 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • #4761
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
              No sir please! I'm only 26.

              Sorry for the OT.
              I am elder than both of you [emoji3] 27

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              • #4762
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by psr View Post
                Oh My God ...We have Kids running this Thread.....
                Hahahaha nothing compared to your youthful.nature :-P
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                • #4763
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                  No sir please! I'm only 26.

                  Sorry for the OT.
                  Originally posted by Ankey View Post
                  Still, I'm 3 years younger to you, bhaiya .
                  Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                  Hahahaha nothing compared to your youthful.nature :-P
                  The secret to youthfulness is to be surrounded by well meaning youngsters like you,DS and others....It changes my thinking and approach to life... I am really thankful to all the Good Youngsters in my Life..
                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #4764
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by psr View Post
                    The secret to youthfulness is to be surrounded by well meaning youngsters like you,DS and others....It changes my thinking and approach to life... I am really thankful to all the Good Youngsters in my Life..
                    I am like both DS n psr sir.. Young like DS(i am turning 25 in Feb) but married like psr sir

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                    • #4765
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                      I am elder than both of you [emoji3] 27

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                      And that is why I am going to trouble you guys all the time.. asking for advice and seeking answers to my stupid queries and then asking for more advice.
                      I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                      • #4766
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        True.
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                        Ride safe and have fun.
                        Regards
                        Nadeem

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                        • #4767
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

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                          some of you might find it funny as well...gurjar edition passion
                          (Been There Done That) x 3.25

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                          • #4768
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
                            I am like both DS n psr sir.. Young like DS(i am turning 25 in Feb) but married like psr sir

                            Sent from my XT1052 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                            My married status is older than your AGE.....Anyway my Heart felt Sympathies for you...
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #4769
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              If you are wondering how companies decide where to properly place new employees, someone sent this bit of help.
                              1. Put four hundred bricks in a closed room.
                              2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
                              3. Leave them alone and come back after six hours.
                              4. Then analyze the situation:

                              *If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
                              *If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
                              *If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
                              *If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
                              *If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
                              *If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
                              *If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
                              *If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
                              *If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
                              *If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.
                              *If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
                              *If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
                              Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Parliament.
                              I would like to thank my legs for supporting me, my arms for being always by my side and my fingers; I could always count on them.

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                              • #4770
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Beautiful slogan behind a rickshaw:

                                "I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, auto"
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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