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ROFL man! Heights of desperation! Remember the Airtel(i think) ad..'Aadha ghanta hogaya profile pic badle huye. Koi ek like toh dedo baba'

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^^ Tata Docomo you meant

Cheerz!!

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Finally a Husband's/ boyfriends point of view. On men's day.

At last a Husband has taken the time to write down this all finally .

We always hear "the rules" from the Wife's side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note..
these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Husbands ARE not mind readers.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. U r in shape..... Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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This guy has walked in Bangalore traffic for years.

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jeansss!!!

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Some nice ones.......................


Hope you like em.......................

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[emoji23] this is epic.

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That's Jonah Hill after a breakfast.





Thanks of this. You're a life saver. A wedding is nearing so all relatives are warned over whatsapp.

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Some more!

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Somethings are too much for Rajnikanth too...





Cheers,

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All about life....... :P

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A few more funny ones........................


So, have you ever been so mad?

Never trust apple maps...





And this is pretty much the case in India.

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Why Tobacco companies..Why?!


Indian Copy Cat



LOL..



A saloon that talks about death and Child cutting


No words..i shall remain SILENT on this image



Le-Me



Cant Say more



Now mosquitoes will sleep happily




Lol..epic photo

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this is so bloody hilarious

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In train, a woman slept at Santa's son's place & refused to get up.Santa went to TC & complained:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD" ��