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    Happy Halloween
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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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        Originally posted by nadz11.ns View Post
        Happen to me always..

        Oh Man .......its really happend to one of my friend. Right away gonna share this to him, we have been pulling his leg everytime when he grows a beard......... still i cant stop laughing......
        Last edited by RiderMan; 10-30-2013, 09:32 PM. Reason: Duplicate posts

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          Hahaha.. Couldn't stop laughing

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          [MENTION=63811]Night_Shade[/MENTION].. was that girl you?
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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            See... I got feelings b*****

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            Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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              Originally posted by jd666 View Post
              Congrats man.. the white color makes me wanna go empty my bank, sell a kidney and buy one!!!
              Originally posted by Mzee_Maverik View Post
              bro is it possible to sell kidney??? actually i inquired about it as i too want to buy a SBK but doctor said it is illegal to sell kidney.








              Damn! I almost fell off laughing!

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                Sent from my GT-I9300 using xBhp Connect mobile app
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                G1

                Now running: Solo ride to Leh , Coorg 2 Chikmagalur

                True wanderer entry
                Magical Munnar

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                  Cheers
                  G1

                  Now running: Solo ride to Leh , Coorg 2 Chikmagalur

                  True wanderer entry
                  Magical Munnar

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                    For the first time in history, ghost caught on tape, watch this guys. . .

                    अपने दोस्तों, परिवार और परिचित लोगों से शेयर करना और कनेक्ट करना शुरू करने के लिए Facebook में लॉग इन करें.


                    Cheers!!!
                    Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                    Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                    Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                    Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                    Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                    10 years into riding :D
                    Live2Race. . .

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                      A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.

                      He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.

                      One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.

                      The man agreed and said to the car; Car, go and bring my children from school.

                      The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.

                      Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.

                      He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

                      The car parked right in front of them and said; "These are your children sir". In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, their kam wali bai's two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, his secretary's son and their neighbours two sons.

                      The Wife said: "Don't tell me all these are your children?"

                      The man asked her calmly: "Can you first tell me why our children are not in the car?"
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        Ride safe and have fun.
                        Regards
                        Nadeem

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                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            Ride safe and have fun.
                            Regards
                            Nadeem

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                              A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.

                              The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.


                              On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.


                              The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

                              He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'

                              A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'


                              The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back.'

                              Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?'

                              From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's


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