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  • #3376
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    TC Bank- Dream Rangers - YouTube Have some feels brothers.
    I am back!

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    • #3377
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      Maybe true


      Housewives be like
      Ride safe and have fun.
      Regards
      Nadeem

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      • #3378
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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • #3379
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          Originally posted by nadz11.ns View Post
          Life can be a bi**h

          This can be used with Wife as well...

          Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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          • #3380
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            (Height of Smiley usage) 
            Boyfriend & girlfriend on wats app :

            Boy:eppidi irukke...??
            Girl: 

            Boy: missing me..?
            Girl:-

            Boy: enakku odambu seri ille.
            Girl:-

            Boy: innekkyu naal eppidi pochu...??
            Girl:-

            Boy: busy ah...??

            Girl: ..

            Boy:- Pakkathule yaaravadhu irukkangala...??
            Girl: 

            Boy: appo yedhaavadhu type panni anuppe.. Edhukku unga appa moonji adikkadi anuppure....?
            Girl:- 

            Boy: English'le fail aayitte'nu kelvi paytyen?

            Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I wil sawed d result yesterday... I Passed away 

            Boy:amma. rasathi, nee smiley mattum use pannu.

            Edit - Use Mobile to see the Smileys

            Sent from my Lumia 820 using Tapatalk
            Last edited by rreneav1987; 11-06-2013, 12:06 PM.
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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            • #3381
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
              (Height of Smiley usage) 
              Boyfriend & girlfriend on wats app :

              Boy:eppidi irukke...??
              Girl: 


              Boy: appo yedhaavadhu type panni anuppe.. Edhukku unga appa moonji adikkadi anuppure....?
              Girl:- 

              Boy: English'le fail aayitte'nu kelvi paytyen?

              Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I wil sawed d result yesterday... I Passed away 

              Boy:amma. rasathi, nee smiley mattum use pannu.



              Sent from my Lumia 820 using Tapatalk
              Aahhaa...Thalaila Thakkali chatnee vara vechitangalae....

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              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #3382
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...









                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #3383
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                  Found this in xbhp.. Don't know whether to live in this planet anymore

                  I bet you won't regret. best power 40 odd mileage best cornering machine. Can cruise above 140 on highways. Pickup comes from cc and 220 is more when compared but bhp takes you to top speeds which 220 with 21 bhp may not.Pillion comfort is also satisfactory and it comes in your budget. Later you can also join naked wolves p200 ns group on Facebook and groups on xbhp too and be a part of it and have fun riding.
                  I have got all this out of my ns... now do you?

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                  Please don't thrash me.. i just couldn't stop LMAO after reading this post.. and that kid still argued saying he touched 150 kmph when I said about speedo error.. he started fighting again saying how could something costing 100000 go wrong in a flash
                  Last edited by rreneav1987; 11-06-2013, 09:47 PM.
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                  • #3384
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                    Point blank.


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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #3385
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                      Found this in xbhp.. Don't know whether to live in this planet anymore



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                      Please don't thrash me.. i just couldn't stop LMAO after reading this post.. and that kid still argued saying he touched 150 kmph when I said about speedo error.. he started fighting again saying how could something costing 100000 go wrong in a flash
                      Here you go the solution,
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                      For that _______ who thinks he's Mr Perfect (don't wanna speak that word),

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                      PS: Still can't see that idiot arguing about the same and making me lose my temper. . .

                      Cheers!!!
                      Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                      Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                      Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                      Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                      Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                      10 years into riding :D
                       Live2Race. . .

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                      • #3386
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                        BATHTUB TEST.

                        During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director
                        "how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
                        institutionalized" ?.

                        "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a
                        bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

                        "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person
                        would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

                        "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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                        • #3387
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                          Creativity .........





                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #3388
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                            Dirty minds


                            As a person who can share everything but food..
                            Ride safe and have fun.
                            Regards
                            Nadeem

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                            • #3389
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Last edited by psr; 11-07-2013, 01:59 PM.
                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #3390
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Just Do It

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                                Cheers!!!
                                Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                                Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                                Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                                Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                                Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                                10 years into riding :D
                                 Live2Race. . .

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