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    We've all heard about people having guts or balls But do you really know the difference between them? Here's the clear definition to understand their differences...

    GUTS - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and say, "You're next"

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions

    PS - Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      true story..!

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      Ride safe and have fun.
      Regards
      Nadeem

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        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
        I can relate to this, I'm given a second chance I think, I will try to excel in life. Thought about leaving everything behind but that's not possible. And, again sorry for dying, never thought people would miss me that much.
        whats happening kid? know that life is always a gift. a wonderful gift if you were born healthy. there are tons of things on earth to see and know. History says men always died for 3 W s, WEALTH, WOMEN, WINE
        try to keep these 3 things away from addiction or weakness. then the man can rock the hell out. if you lost something, just leave it. something else is already on radar. we just gotta find it. stop comparing yourself with others. eat, do something that brings fun to you and get a nice sleep. world just rotates and keeps rotating.
        all got to lose everything and die someday, then, why sad for losing something now? linkin park's IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER...
        I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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          Ride safe and have fun.
          Regards
          Nadeem

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            Dhoni made a new grp on whatsapp all indian cricketers joined Chat is as follows:

            Dhoni : hey guys sssup!!

            Virat : ishant ko kon add kiya??
            
            Raina: lol hahaha

            Ishant :

            Dhoni: hahahaha

            Virat : chill bro m kidding

            Dhoni: guys plz decide fast who shd be in playin 11 for d nxt match??

            Virat::thumbup:
            Rohit::thumbup:
            Jadega::thumbup:
            Ashwin: m in
            Dhwan: i ll let u knw
            Ishant ::thumbup:

            Virat :
            Dhoni:
            Jadega: lmao ishant

            Ishant : guys m serious.. gv me 1more chance.. i ll bowl out faulkner on 1st ball

            dhoni : ishant r u sure??
            Ishant: ya bro

            Ishant was removed

            Virat: kaliya kidhar hai
            Parthiv patel :bol na bhai
            Virat: abe kaliya bola batla nai
            Parthiv patel :

            Balaji left group

            9999 joined

            9999 : hi guys
            Raina : whz diz
            Jadega: ab ye kisko add kia😦
            Dhoni: tammana

            Virat lft grp

            Sidhu joined grp

            Dhoni : siddhu paaji ab ap he help karo nxt 11 decide karne me.

            Sidhu: india ke jeet matlab austrailia ke haar..
            India ke jeet matlab australia ke haar..
            pudhil stn virar
            Nxt stn virar..

            Ashwin left group
            Rohit left grup

            Sidhu : thoko tali 

            Siddhu was removed
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              Now for some saucy jokes....





              Last edited by psr; 10-21-2013, 06:35 PM.
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                ^^ Rofl!!
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    Nah! Nah! Not what you think, even I got whipped the same way.

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                      ^^^
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                      An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


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                      Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
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                      • Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            Post dedicated to My Wife...aiyo no...someone else's Wife...err....someone

                            It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new Daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.

                            The new Wife (progressive Indian woman), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

                            As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years"

                            The Father-in-law asked, "What do you mean my child?"

                            She replied, "What I mean Dad is (looking at her in-laws); Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND Those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!"

                            The puzzled Mother-in-law asked immediately, "And why are you here getting married?"

                            She calmly replied "As for me, I'm here just to entertain your Son!"
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              Saucy jokes continue.............

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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
                                whats happening kid? know that life is always a gift. a wonderful gift if you were born healthy. there are tons of things on earth to see and know. History says men always died for 3 W s, WEALTH, WOMEN, WINE
                                try to keep these 3 things away from addiction or weakness. then the man can rock the hell out. if you lost something, just leave it. something else is already on radar. we just gotta find it. stop comparing yourself with others. eat, do something that brings fun to you and get a nice sleep. world just rotates and keeps rotating.
                                all got to lose everything and die someday, then, why sad for losing something now? linkin park's IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER...
                                Why to leave a life at high if have to stay away from 3Ws

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