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We've all heard about people having guts or balls But do you really know the difference between them? Here's the clear definition to understand their differences...

GUTS - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and say, "You're next"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions

PS - Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death

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true story..!

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whats happening kid? know that life is always a gift. a wonderful gift if you were born healthy. there are tons of things on earth to see and know. History says men always died for 3 W s, WEALTH, WOMEN, WINE
try to keep these 3 things away from addiction or weakness. then the man can rock the hell out. if you lost something, just leave it. something else is already on radar. we just gotta find it. stop comparing yourself with others. eat, do something that brings fun to you and get a nice sleep. world just rotates and keeps rotating.
all got to lose everything and die someday, then, why sad for losing something now? linkin park's IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER...

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Dhoni made a new grp on whatsapp all indian cricketers joined Chat is as follows:

Dhoni : hey guys sssup!!

Virat : ishant ko kon add kiya??
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Raina: lol hahaha

Ishant :

Dhoni: hahahaha

Virat : chill bro m kidding

Dhoni: guys plz decide fast who shd be in playin 11 for d nxt match??

Virat::thumbup:
Rohit::thumbup:
Jadega::thumbup:
Ashwin: m in
Dhwan: i ll let u knw
Ishant ::thumbup:

Virat :
Dhoni:
Jadega: lmao ishant

Ishant : guys m serious.. gv me 1more chance.. i ll bowl out faulkner on 1st ball

dhoni : ishant r u sure??
Ishant: ya bro

Ishant was removed

Virat: kaliya kidhar hai
Parthiv patel :bol na bhai
Virat: abe kaliya bola batla nai
Parthiv patel :

Balaji left group

9999 joined

9999 : hi guys
Raina : whz diz
Jadega: ab ye kisko add kia😦
Dhoni: tammana

Virat lft grp

Sidhu joined grp

Dhoni : siddhu paaji ab ap he help karo nxt 11 decide karne me.

Sidhu: india ke jeet matlab austrailia ke haar..
India ke jeet matlab australia ke haar..
pudhil stn virar
Nxt stn virar..

Ashwin left group
Rohit left grup

Sidhu : thoko tali 

Siddhu was removed

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Now for some saucy jokes....

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^^ Rofl!!

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Nah! Nah! Not what you think, even I got whipped the same way.



Cheers!
VJ

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Post dedicated to My Wife...aiyo no...someone else's Wife...err....someone

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new Daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.

The new Wife (progressive Indian woman), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years"

The Father-in-law asked, "What do you mean my child?"

She replied, "What I mean Dad is (looking at her in-laws); Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND Those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!"

The puzzled Mother-in-law asked immediately, "And why are you here getting married?"

She calmly replied "As for me, I'm here just to entertain your Son!"

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Saucy jokes continue.............

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Why to leave a life at high if have to stay away from 3Ws

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