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  • #3976
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    I Don't know whether this has been shared already here... but i believe this stands true for every married biker!! :




    Cheers,
    A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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    • #3977
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      • #3978
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        Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru karta hoon, Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain.

        Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh, Shayad Kismat Sath de.
        Last edited by Samarth 619; 02-19-2014, 04:11 PM. Reason: Reported offensive joke removed.
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        • #3979
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          एअरपोर्ट कहाँ गया,,, फ्लाईओवर कहाँ गया ,, मेट्रो कहाँ गई ,,, का जवाब
          ****************************
          खुशहाल देश का एक "विज्ञापन" ये भी ..
          एक महिला पति से :- अजी, आप " सुबह सुबह " बैठे
          क्यों हो
          "सिलेंडर" खत्म हो गया है अलमारी से 200 रूपये ले लो और
          जल्दी से एक 'सिलेंडर'' ले आओ और हाँ जाते जाते 80
          रुपये
          का "लाईट का बिल" भी भरते आना ! वापसी में " स्कूटर "
          मे
          30 रु का "एक लीटर" पेट्रॊल डलवाना ना भूलना
          मेहमान आ रहे है 14 रुपये वाली 'दूध' की दो थैलीयां ले
          आना
          और हां साथ मे दस रुपये की 2 किलो ''प्याज'' भी लेते
          आना !
          बेटा पिताजी से :- पापा; ये मॉं को क्या हुआ है ?
          पिता मॉं को हिलाते हुए :- जागो भागवान जागो,
          तुम भी ना नींद मे कुछ भी बोलती रहती हो ? .....
          मॉं आंखे खोलते हुए - उफ़ ये 'महंगाई ये 'भ्रष्टाचार ये
          घोटाले
          और वो भी सिर्फ़ 'पिछले दस सालों' मे । .....
          # कमीनों लाखों करोड़ों के घोटालों का ज़वाब कौन
          देगा .!
          ***************************
          Corporate Job Life
          Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Is bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao? Tabhi aap theek hoge??
          Pati - Woh kyon ??
          Biwi -
          Roz Subah �� Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho.... ��
          Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...
          Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...
          Lomadi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho...
          Bandar ki tarah client ke ishare par nachte ho...
          Ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho....��
          Aur fir Bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho...��
          Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar payega!!!!
          ����������
          ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη... 
          .
          .
          A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
          While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
          Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"
          God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 live."

          Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital
          & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color   
          Finally she was released from the hospital.
          While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
          Arriving in front of God, she asked, 
          "You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
          Why didn't you save me from the truck?"
          (You'll love this)
          .
          .
          .
          .
          God replied: 
          "I couldn't recognize you!"
          Lol..................
          Aur karo makeup 
          'Chaar ZERO
          ek saat'
          likho.











          Likha ? Kaise ?
          0000 aise ?





















          Fail !
























          Correct ans'4017'
          Maa-baap ne kitni ummeedo se paddhaya.Sab paani me gaya !
          When u yawn
          & the person sitting next to u also yawns..
          That means, aap dono k beech yawn sambandh hai
          OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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          • #3980
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Originally posted by neelesh4 View Post
            एअरपोर्ट कहाँ गया,,, फ्लाईओवर कहाँ गया ,, मेट्रो कहाँ गई ,,, का जवाब
            ****************************
            खुशहाल देश का एक "विज्ञापन" ये भी ..
            एक महिला पति से :- अजी, आप " सुबह सुबह " बैठे
            क्यों हो
            "सिलेंडर" खत्म हो गया है अलमारी से 200 रूपये ले लो और
            जल्दी से एक 'सिलेंडर'' ले आओ और हाँ जाते जाते 80
            रुपये
            का "लाईट का बिल" भी भरते आना ! वापसी में " स्कूटर "
            मे
            30 रु का "एक लीटर" पेट्रॊल डलवाना ना भूलना
            मेहमान आ रहे है 14 रुपये वाली 'दूध' की दो थैलीयां ले
            आना
            और हां साथ मे दस रुपये की 2 किलो ''प्याज'' भी लेते
            आना !
            बेटा पिताजी से :- पापा; ये मॉं को क्या हुआ है ?
            पिता मॉं को हिलाते हुए :- जागो भागवान जागो,
            तुम भी ना नींद मे कुछ भी बोलती रहती हो ? .....
            मॉं आंखे खोलते हुए - उफ़ ये 'महंगाई ये 'भ्रष्टाचार ये
            घोटाले
            और वो भी सिर्फ़ 'पिछले दस सालों' मे । .....
            # कमीनों लाखों करोड़ों के घोटालों का ज़वाब कौन
            देगा .!
            This is definitely going as my next FB status . Hope you don't mind.
            Pure passion for biking and cubes

            https://www.facebook.com/KustomKube

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            • #3981
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              THIS WHAT HAPPENS WITH CAR GUY? RIGHT ...Click image for larger version Name: 1622228_507555249355250_1069348511_n.jpg Views: 1 Size: 48.9 KB ID: 1874822

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              born to lead

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              • #3982
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                KTM owners will understand this


                Me: (showing a KTM Duke 200 to a friend in an auto expo) This is Kiska design! No curves just sharp edges!
                Friend: Kiska design hai?
                Me: Yeah man! Kiska!
                Friend : Bata na Kiska design hai?
                Me:
                The way you ride is the way you are..

                My Harley baraat!! |                 Ooty through a bike's perspective | KTM Duke 200 : A 20000 km experience

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                • #3983
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                  Irresistable
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                  Cheers!!!
                  Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                  Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                  Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                  Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                  Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                  10 years into riding :D
                   Live2Race. . .

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                  • #3984
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha.

                    Banta - kya kar rahe ho?

                    Santa - lassi bana raha hu.

                    Banta - teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai, ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • #3985
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      ​-_- yea, sometimes act like stupid..

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                      Ride safe and have fun.
                      Regards
                      Nadeem

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                      • #3986
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                        New status of whatsaap
                        Hey there.! Facebook is using me.
                        Now mark zucherberg needs only Twitter to complete his WTF Trilogy.

                        -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
                        Ride Till The End...
                        Attached Files
                        http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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                        • #3987
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          One of the guys trolled in fb , way to find happiness everywhere

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                          Cheers!!!
                          Last edited by Rakesh Rok; 02-21-2014, 01:30 PM.
                          Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                          Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                          Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                          Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                          Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                          10 years into riding :D
                           Live2Race. . .

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                          • #3988
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by shadowgun View Post
                            New status of whatsaap
                            Hey there.! Facebook is using me.
                            Now mark zucherberg needs only Twitter to complete his WTF Trilogy.

                            That's very silly of Mark Zuckerberg, he could have downloaded it for free from an app store.
                            New Brushed Titanium Theme For XBHP Forum (Full Dynamic Width With Depth Effects) For Your Chrome, Firefox & Opera.

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                            • #3989
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              [MENTION=61791]Cleaner[/MENTION] the pic was beyond the height.
                              "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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                              • #3990
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Being Drunk





                                So the man humbly returns to his friend.



                                Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away.
                                Last edited by snehithpereira; 02-21-2014, 11:49 PM.
                                ____________________

                                Planned, Unplanned and then Re-Planned - Ooty Ride

                                SPARTAN CENTAUR Gloves: 10 DAYS, 3228 KMs: the Experience & Review

                                The Boss Returns: Rebuilding 1991 Suzuki Shogun - In Progress

                                I coined the term - " Closet Biker "

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