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Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor....
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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,

but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: a gentle push.

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1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with real dead body. The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor. The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body's nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it. Then he told the students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's nose & tasted it. When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention

All students : shitttt !! 😩😩

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I'm sorry for posting anything that is offensive, I know I must have posted something really bad. But could you please describe what did I actually post?
It is not a joke, I can not remember what was it, I copy a lot of picture links from Facebook and copy paste it here, I must have posted something mistakenly.

I'm sorry again.

Back on topic,

Few Facts that you might not have realized -
1. "Candy Crush" game is dependent on luck , not skill (Random selection).
2. ABS is not "Air brake system" Its just Anti lock brake system.
3. Smart phones are over smart. It drains the battery real quick and can make us land in serious trouble.
4. When you edit a comment in FB , your previous mistake can be viewed by clicking on the "edited"
5. BHP on a paper does not tell about the performance. Often we ignore that the BHP is delivered @9000 RPM.. and we hardly revv so much.

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Actually admin worked too fast in removing the pic from xbhp but, the harm was already done by sending the image link in email...
tried sending you pm but it seems their is no space in your pm

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Ant and Grosshopper - Indian Version of
story - too good and fact
Original Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all
summer building its house and laying up supplies
for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a
fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The
Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out
in the cold.
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all
summer building its house and laying up supplies
for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a
fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a
press conference and demands to know why the
Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN , Asianet show up to provide
pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home
with a table filled with
food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How
can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of
the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other
Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates
during winter .
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on
Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the
Indian Government for not upholding the
fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions
seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven &
Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against
the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call
for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial
Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law
preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so
as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants
and
Grasshoppers.
Railway minister allocates one free coach to
Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly
named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the
'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers
Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of
the winter..
Education minister makes 'Special Reservation' for
Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA
and having nothing left to pay his retroactive
taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a
ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
Railway minister calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the
Downtrodden'
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the
UN General Assembly.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation
despite reservation somewhere in India ,
....
AND
As a result of losing lot of hard workinzg Ants and
feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
N.B.: I have no idea whose creative mind this has
come out from, but this piece is masterpiece.

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Bro, I like you and I can understand your feelings and I do realize that this is a hilarious quotes thread, but try to see from the eyes of the poor. Some poor people strive hard but still achieve nothing. I know of some poor people who should be given disability pension and special education but he has to work hard for the basic needs and study and compete with "normal" guys. Sad fact is they are not even considered as poor (IDK about others but by my definition, if you have to struggle to procure clothes and even college/school uniforms you are poor.) by the officials.

All that being said, I'm against caste based reservations and gender based reservations too, the latter in fact goes against the idea of equality.

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P.S: This is what we Found in Munnar on one of the rides :P

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Pa to rahul gandhi- sir, we have a rally at 12 PM
RG-nooo, chota bheem comes at 12..!!
Pa-sir 2 PM..?
RG- Nope,ninja hattori comes at 2..!!
Pa-sir what about 3..?
RG- doraemon, doraemon.
Pa-*cries*

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