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    Customer wondered why his bike was not accelerating.

    Don't be sad because you don't have a valentine, we have Valentino






    EDIT: I just googled "Valentino Rossi I think I'm in love" to get the above image and some not so pleasant images came in, unfortunately mom was sitting next to me and now I got some explanation to do lol
    Last edited by Cleaner; 02-14-2014, 01:47 AM.
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      And last one for this Valentine's Day ,

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      10 years into riding :D
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        Guess I am too Safe .
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        • http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.
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            [MENTION=68021]shadowgun[/MENTION]

            nice to see that when most connect feb 14th with valentine, you connect it with B singh... kudos...
            I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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              Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
              [MENTION=68021]shadowgun[/MENTION]

              nice to see that when most connect feb 14th with valentine, you connect it with B singh... kudos...
              http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.
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              http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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                Changing this whole thread from hilarious to serious for time being, Mr shadowgun, please go through the link shared by you only(which you are trying to make as your signature), Bhagat Singh was sentenced on 7th Oct 1930 not on 14th Feb 1931. His mercy please which was filed on 14th Feb 1931, which was rejected.
                So firstly please get your facts correct instead of typing it wrong.
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                  Originally posted by saquib3005 View Post
                  Changing this whole thread from hilarious to serious for time being, Mr shadowgun, please go through the link shared by you only(which you are trying to make as your signature), Bhagat Singh was sentenced on 7th Oct 1930 not on 14th Feb 1931. His mercy please which was filed on 14th Feb 1931, which was rejected.
                  So firstly please get your facts correct instead of typing it wrong.
                  http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.
                  Last edited by shadowgun; 02-14-2014, 06:24 PM.
                  http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagat_Singh.

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                    Damn it, I'm here to laugh after a long post I typed vanished before I could post it, not to be serious and emotional and crap like that.



                    Today was my worse half's birthday and Valentines Day too, spend the day in each others company. Now the real question is can the same thing be said about 14th of November?
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                      Back on topic,

                      Anyway, that is what I was talking about Valentine's Day 2014! - Imgur
                      Last edited by Samarth 619; 02-14-2014, 10:46 PM. Reason: Allegations made without any proof may result in infraction or ban.
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                        We all should try to be like Tim..

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                          Moderator's Note: Please cool down and continue the discussion without getting personal.

                          [MENTION=61791]Cleaner[/MENTION] Do you have any proof of the allegation you have made openly? If so, PM me.
                          Otherwise, please be reminded that the Forum staff will not take lightly to accusations made without logical reason or proof. You didn't give a reason regarding how you found this out. Let us just keep the biking spirit high, and rise above such pointless discussions.

                          [MENTION=68021]shadowgun[/MENTION] I suggest you add the Bhagat Singh's statement in your signature. Click the tab "Settings" near your name on the top of the page. Then, click on "Edit Signature" and post it there. This way, you won't have to copy paste it all the time.
                          Alternatively, you can just send me a personal message and I'll edit your signature.
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                            You see one way or the other, you have internet detectives always on the line to help!

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                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                              The answer is, I'll edit it and post it later.


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                                When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said "Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai"

                                When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said "Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kon hua jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode".

                                When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said....."Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?"

                                When prabhudeva was born, the doctor said "Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain"

                                When Arnab Goswami was Born - Before Doctors could say anything, Arnab Said "C'mon Tell me... How you pulled me. Nation wants to know That"

                                When Kangana Ranawat was born the doctors said, "Mubalak ho ek totali beautiful girl hui hai"

                                When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said, " Mubarak ho, aapke sath majaak hua hai".

                                When Daya was born - Doctors ran away to open all the doors of hospital.

                                When Kamaal R Khan was born, Doctor tried to push him in.

                                When Tusshar Kapoor was born, the doctor said to Jeetendra......"Maaf kar dijiye. Galti ho gayi"

                                When Mayavati was born doctor said mubarak ho "Hathi hua hain"

                                When Nargis Fahkri was born doctor said "mubaraq ho Duck ki behen Hui hai"

                                When Harman Baweja was born doctors said, "Hrithik hua hai"

                                When Sharad Pawar was born, "Mubarak ho scam hua hai! Jaanch jaari hai!".

                                Alok Nathji paida nahi prakat hue the!! 
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