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1. No uncensored profanity & vulgarity at all. We understand that being a biker, you must be atleast 18 years of age so slightly suggestive is ok, but again, we won't want a person Google-ing for XXX jokes to end up on our Xbhp, isn't it?
2. No defamation or unnecessary mocking of any religion, group, etc. Please make your jokes religion-neutral.
Slightly gender biased is ok, but not up to objectionable levels.
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Having come across many Hilarious Quotes/replies/pictures which make us burst out laughing, it is only fair to share some of it here. I am sure reading them will always bring new energy ,and happiness into our lives..Request members to contribute generously..
For a start here are some from my end.....
It's from Microsoft's Help Desk. This took place between customer support people and their customers:
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to, print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy
inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
inside."
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Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to
work?"
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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it
says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: ?@#$
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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."
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Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"
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Have a good time...
1. No uncensored profanity & vulgarity at all. We understand that being a biker, you must be atleast 18 years of age so slightly suggestive is ok, but again, we won't want a person Google-ing for XXX jokes to end up on our Xbhp, isn't it?
2. No defamation or unnecessary mocking of any religion, group, etc. Please make your jokes religion-neutral.
Slightly gender biased is ok, but not up to objectionable levels.
===============================
Having come across many Hilarious Quotes/replies/pictures which make us burst out laughing, it is only fair to share some of it here. I am sure reading them will always bring new energy ,and happiness into our lives..Request members to contribute generously..
For a start here are some from my end.....
It's from Microsoft's Help Desk. This took place between customer support people and their customers:
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to, print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy
inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
inside."
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."
---------------------------------
Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to
work?"
---------------------------------
Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it
says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
---------------------------------
Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: ?@#$
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"
---------------------------------
Have a good time...
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