Since '02 xBhp is different things to different people. From a close knit national community of bikers to India's only motorcycling lifestyle magazine and a place to make like-minded biker friends. Join us

Castrol Power 1

Accelerate quick but brake easy.

Our Partners

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • My reaction after I click on to this thread

    Click image for larger version

Name:	cats-wallpapers-157-laughing-cat-funny-cats-pictures-wallpaper.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	94.4 KB
ID:	1841075

    Warm Regards,
    Pranav


    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

    Spot me covered in:
    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

    Comment


    • Click image for larger version

Name:	482749_377903662316847_805969495_n.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	79.8 KB
ID:	1841086

      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

      Comment


      • Originally posted by xpranav View Post
        My reaction after I click on to this thread

        [ATTACH=CONFIG]95510[/ATTACH]
        When I started this thread I did it out of a thought on how we can share jokes, and lighter moments in our life, which would put a smile on every face and make everyone happy. All of us have our tense moments and need a place to relax and have positive fun, and this was the intent of the thread...
        It is Heartening to note that the response had been more than my expectation, and over whelming . I sincerely hope members have a relaxed time here , and I am sure the Happy moments shared here will extend out side too, and make our life less stressful...
        Last edited by psr; 03-06-2013, 11:25 PM.
        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

        Comment


        • Little good deeds for others, goes a looong way psr ji. Thanks!

          Arbiter of the town’s morals


          Sarah, the self-appointed arbiter of the town’s morals, stuck her nose into everyone’s business. She made a mistake, however, when she accused her neighbour George of being an alcoholic after spotting his car parked in front of a bar one afternoon. “George, everyone who sees it there will know what you’re doing,” she told him in front of their church group.

          George ignored her and walked away.

          Later that evening, he parked his car in front of Sarah’s house and left it there all night.

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

          Comment


          • Parenting in India...

            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

            Comment


            • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

              Comment


              • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

                Comment


                • Two wheelers set everyone apart. Hats off

                  Click image for larger version

Name:	313895_492486550816034_2065292196_n.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	35.4 KB
ID:	1841094

                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

                  Comment


                  • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

                    Comment


                    • Prayers do get answered!

                      A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
                      "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."


                      The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'


                      The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."


                      The next day grandpa died.
                      The father thought it was a strange coincidence.


                      A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
                      "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."


                      The next day the grandmother died.


                      "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."


                      Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."


                      He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
                      He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
                      He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
                      When he got home his wife said,
                      "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"


                      He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."


                      She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss dropped dead in the middle of a meeting !

                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

                      Comment


                      • A mom visits her Son for dinner who lives with a Girl as a roommate.

                        During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

                        Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and his roommate.

                        Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

                        About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it, do you?

                        He said, "well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote,

                        Dear mom,
                        After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing. "I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'm not saying that you don't take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
                        Love,
                        Your son

                        Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:

                        Dear Son,
                        "I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
                        Love,
                        Mom
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

                        Comment


                        • Screwed By Nuns

                          "I was riding my Harley when I saw a sign by the road that said "Sisters of St. Mary's Convent, 10 miles, get screwed for only $ 50", I thought, nah must be a joke.


                          A little further, there was another sign, Sisters of "St. Mary's Convent, next exit, follow signs & get screwed for only $50". Well I thought I gotta check this out, so I took the exit & followed the signs. Pulling into the parking lot I saw only a couple of other bikes. I went up & knocked on the door, a nun actually answered.


                          I said, "um, I saw the signs by the road" "Oh" she smiled, "Come on in" So I did, then she said, "You want to go down that hall on the right & then knock on the second door", so I did, (knock).


                          A half dressed nun with the greatest body I've ever seen on a sister answered, & smiled, she said "I'm just getting finished so just put the $50 in the jar on the dresser & go through that door at the end of the room, & wait a sec" She winks, & points to the door, & then saunters out wigglin' one hell of a nice ass.


                          I put my money in the jar, & went out the door. To my surprise, I found myself back in the parking lot. I thought this must be a mistake, & turned back to the door. There was a sign that read, "You've just been screwed for $50 by the Sisters of St. Mary's, Sinner"


                          You just can't trust a nun!!!
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

                          Comment


                          • Why communicating clearly is important?

                            A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
                            The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says:

                            Let's put, "You are not getting older you are getting better"

                            The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.

                            The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

                            "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom"
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

                            Comment


                            • hehe!

                              Click image for larger version

Name:	430602_455012024565444_1598282823_n.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	22.5 KB
ID:	1841108

                              Cheers!
                              VJ
                              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                              The girl said, 'NO!'


                              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                              THE END

                              Comment


                              • after the office hours

                                Click image for larger version

Name:	funny-dog-cat-flying-gravity.jpg
Views:	1
Size:	83.7 KB
ID:	1841109

                                Warm Regards,
                                Pranav


                                Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                                Spot me covered in:
                                Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                                Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X